Good Afternoon Denis, You are cordially invited to a service in memory of my computer’s disc drive. It has served me well for the past 4-1/2 years. In CD-ROM time, that’s like 150 years! A disc has gone missing in its demise; however, we won’t hold that against it. Where: terrace level When: At your convenience Attire: Business Casual What to bring: A screwdriver, replacement drive (if available), and a box of tissues.

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What are the tissues being used for ( O_o)

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High five that person for me, that is awesome! I love customers with a good sense of humor.

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I wish I got requests like this. I’d at least be smiling if not laughing by the time I got to the person.

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At that rate, might want to fix up a tombstone as well.

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RIP CD

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After 4.5 years, I would be asking for more than just a new optical drive. What a trooper!

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Mike Diesel wrote:

After 4.5 years, I would be asking for more than just a new optical drive. What a trooper!

What are the life cycles of the machines in your company?

rickybee wrote:

RIP CD

I did that once, but the RIAA came after me.

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Man, I keep seeing threads on here of epic users that really know how to treat their IT folks. Why can’t I have people like that here?

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I like people with that kind of a sense of humor.

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Totally awesome.

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Dean3568 wrote:

Man, I keep seeing threads on here of epic users that really know how to treat their IT folks. Why can’t I have people like that here?

Time to find another place of employment? Or maybe it’s you…not saying it is just saying maybe…

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that’s great… always easier to help when you can’t help but smile…

Haha, I love it. We have a few users that might submit a ticket like that…if they knew what cordially meant, or what a disc drive was (besides a cup holder.)

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A smile makes all work less work…

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I thought it was lame

Yeah, she always was cool. You should have seen her face when I told her I just reposted to a million people. LOL

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Rbucajun wrote:

We refresh every 3 years. We do about 1/3 of the company every year, so every 3 years the user gets a new machine.

Mike Diesel wrote:

It varies. 3-4 would be a target, but depends on the role of the user. Often, PCs are cycled down as high-end users get faster ones.