The story of spiceworks

chris-sanders · 2012-04-25T08:18:45.000Z

Ashley wrote:

We should have the SpiceHeads write a story. One sentence at a time. That way, we don’t get confused with the order of the letters in the alphabet.

Once upon a time…

rrmiller · 2012-04-25T08:20:28.000Z

in a far off land filled with completely optimized servers.

justin.davison · 2012-04-25T08:21:11.000Z

Unicorns frolicked in the pristine data center

ashleymills3523 · 2012-04-25T08:22:00.000Z

There lives a beauitful bacon queen.

jeremyb · 2012-04-25T08:23:53.000Z

Who had a nasty habit of…

lorengatten8656 · 2012-04-25T08:24:01.000Z

using the grease to power the servers

justin-e · 2012-04-25T08:24:34.000Z

There were no rogue leprechaun bandits to be found.

itninja5778 · 2012-04-25T08:25:04.000Z

Just trolls…

chicagopete6456 · 2012-04-25T08:25:49.000Z

because they could not read the alphabet,

Bryan-Young · 2012-04-25T08:26:13.000Z

And there entered spicerex…RAWR!!!

itninja5778 · 2012-04-25T08:26:52.000Z

chris-sanders · 2012-04-25T08:27:06.000Z

Gordon freeman was a nice fellow who…

dean · 2012-04-25T08:28:06.000Z

was killed by an army of SAM robots

46733 · 2012-04-25T08:31:19.000Z

Who wanted the bacon queen.

chris-sanders · 2012-04-25T08:31:23.000Z

This is when the Cheese and Wine arrived.

justin-e · 2012-04-25T08:31:58.000Z

And then appeared the great badger of the west!

46733 · 2012-04-25T08:34:31.000Z

Who’s thirst for bacon grease has yet to be quenched!

bollo · 2012-04-25T08:36:47.000Z

Then Suddenly!

chris-sanders · 2012-04-25T08:36:52.000Z

The announcer said “Let the 75th annual hunger games begin!”

justin.davison · 2012-04-25T08:39:04.000Z

The badger was feeling rather peckish and started looking for the bacon queen