A shameless beg for points

philgman · 2019-06-21T15:15:19.000Z

Mike (Eaton):

Would you settle for some very small rocks?

if they are chilled and in a glass under a couple oz of Jamesons finest, sir

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philgman · 2019-06-21T15:16:12.000Z

danconroy:

Spiced because The Matrix has no sequels!

an accompanying animated film, yes, but no sequels!

larryshanahan · 2019-06-21T15:33:04.000Z

philgman:

Mike (Eaton):

Would you settle for some very small rocks?

if they are chilled and in a glass under a couple oz of Jamesons finest, sir

“When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey, and when I drink water, I drink water.”

merlinyoda · 2019-06-21T15:58:24.000Z

cmdlette:

philgman:

Hey now, we’re trying to be inclusive of all belief systems here (excluding those who think there are not 3 Matrix movies and have forgiven Mathew Broderick for Godzilla).

There’s only one Robocop movie.

Huh, I thought it was only Highlander 2 that didn’t exist. I never knew about Robocop 2 being dropped down the memory hole as well.

philgman · 2019-06-21T16:00:07.000Z

i’ll even take the tv series over the non-existent 2nd movie.

merlinyoda · 2019-06-21T16:03:49.000Z

Comment on 28 other threads and you’ll be able to comment in the Official “I made the next pepper level” thread .

brodyweber · 2019-06-21T16:15:23.000Z

I am NOT a Generous god…

But thanks for the 11 points my friend.

merlinyoda · 2019-06-21T16:23:01.000Z

philgman:

danconroy:

Spiced because The Matrix has no sequels!

an accompanying animated film, yes, but no sequels!

I’d actually count the later movies. However, I think they should be viewed as one single creative work that was split up into two pieces for practicality … Kind of like how they did with “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”.

Also, don’t forget about the “Enter the Matrix” PC game that paralleled the movie of the same name.

alayjha · 2019-06-21T16:40:54.000Z

With pickle shots?

philgman:

Mike (Eaton):

Would you settle for some very small rocks?

if they are chilled and in a glass under a couple oz of Jamesons finest, sir

vericomitguy · 2019-06-21T16:58:45.000Z

philgman:

So here it is a cold rainy First Day of Summer and Take your Dog to Work Day and i forgot my lunch at home, no one has made coffee yet, I have to help a co-worker move after work, my headphones aren’t working so i can’t listen to music, i can’t bring my dogs to work, and now i see this.

I’m just 286 points shy of an upgrade.

Please, i beg of you! If you ride a motorbike, listen to metal and bluegrass, play the ukulele\guitar\blues harmonica, go fly fishing so you don’t have to spend the weekend fixing the fence or painting the deck, bury your quad in the mud on a regular basis, think your dad is a bit of an ass but did the best job he knew how to do, have a mom with a brilliant quirky sense of humor, have done several 180 degree career changes, support our troops and all first responders (I thank you and respect what you do to keep our family’s safe), love all music festivals, hate winter but love skiing and ice fishing, know Which Witch is Which, hopes Broken Lizard makes more movies, knows in your heart there are ONLY 33 Godzilla movies, The Matrix was NOT a trilogy, agree a hotdog is just a sandwich, suspect your spell check has gone slightly insane, have users who think the recycle\delete bin is for storage, think Heinlein is the epitome of golden-age SF, have a boss who changes the rules based on politics, don’t give a damn who won in GOT, thought Edward Norton was a better Banner than Ruffalo, and\or think MS needs to REALLY get their sh1t3 together for the next release PLEASE THROW ME A SPICY CLICK!

You can’t honestly allow these guys to know their dad is ONLY Tobasco when he could have been a Cayenne? Really, deep down in your coffee black souls you know you want to! It’s friday for FSM sake, clicky that button for your old friend, your pal, your bosom buddy. It’ll be good for you. I should know, i’m a doctor.

Don’t they just look like they are judging me?

Can you give us an update on where you are at on points??? For the love of Pete, you cannot expect us to keep this up all day, how far till you reach the threshold lol?

crltnfsk · 2019-06-21T17:06:00.000Z

This is my comment.

merlinyoda · 2019-06-21T17:08:16.000Z

Sajiin:

philgman:

So here it is a cold rainy First Day of Summer and Take your Dog to Work Day and i forgot my lunch at home, no one has made coffee yet, I have to help a co-worker move after work, my headphones aren’t working so i can’t listen to music, i can’t bring my dogs to work, and now i see this.

I’m just 286 points shy of an upgrade.

Please, i beg of you! If you ride a motorbike, listen to metal and bluegrass, play the ukulele\guitar\blues harmonica, go fly fishing so you don’t have to spend the weekend fixing the fence or painting the deck, bury your quad in the mud on a regular basis, think your dad is a bit of an ass but did the best job he knew how to do, have a mom with a brilliant quirky sense of humor, have done several 180 degree career changes, support our troops and all first responders (I thank you and respect what you do to keep our family’s safe), love all music festivals, hate winter but love skiing and ice fishing, know Which Witch is Which, hopes Broken Lizard makes more movies, knows in your heart there are ONLY 33 Godzilla movies, The Matrix was NOT a trilogy, agree a hotdog is just a sandwich, suspect your spell check has gone slightly insane, have users who think the recycle\delete bin is for storage, think Heinlein is the epitome of golden-age SF, have a boss who changes the rules based on politics, don’t give a damn who won in GOT, thought Edward Norton was a better Banner than Ruffalo, and\or think MS needs to REALLY get their sh1t3 together for the next release PLEASE THROW ME A SPICY CLICK!

You can’t honestly allow these guys to know their dad is ONLY Tobasco when he could have been a Cayenne? Really, deep down in your coffee black souls you know you want to! It’s friday for FSM sake, clicky that button for your old friend, your pal, your bosom buddy. It’ll be good for you. I should know, i’m a doctor.

Don’t they just look like they are judging me?

Can you give us an update on where you are at on points??? For the love of Pete, you cannot expect us to keep this up all day, how far till you reach the threshold lol?

He’s 174 points shy as of this post. So, 18 more posts in threads that he’s not commented in before will put him over the top … or 17 and some thread spice-ups.

lumensshadow · 2019-06-21T17:42:49.000Z

I am so low level. Haha.

But I like the green of Anaheim.

philgman · 2019-06-21T18:08:05.000Z

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I’ve resorted to spamming the water cooler posts, i have no shame. BTW, today i’m doing mass firmware printer upgrades so i’m stuck at my desk. Oh, and no boss today. Maybe i need to check out this new utub dotcomdotnetdotorg thingy i keep hearing about.

philgman · 2019-06-21T18:09:30.000Z

A.J6930:

With pickle shots?

philgman:

Mike (Eaton):

Would you settle for some very small rocks?

if they are chilled and in a glass under a couple oz of Jamesons finest, sir

I, I can’t even… What’s up with you people? Are you from Saskatchewan?

skye-pilot · 2019-06-21T18:30:25.000Z

James404d:

Sorry, a Hot Dog is a Taco.

Go write some product reviews for points. https://community.spiceworks.com/products/44089-bacon https://community.spiceworks.com/products/56205-beer

Hey philgman,

This is such good advice!

As I type, you seem to need 73 points…

…you could review bacon, beer, and two other products…FTW!

@philgman @jamespierce

philgman · 2019-06-21T18:48:14.000Z

i can’t believe i could get a quote for bacon and beer from Spiceworks. This is truly a magical time we live in.

philgman · 2019-06-21T18:57:54.000Z

WOO HOO!!! We made it, oh my shucks gosh darn we done did it. And i got some coffee in me!

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Thanks everybody, now get back to work. Those bits ain’t gonna byte themselves.

skye-pilot · 2019-06-21T18:59:44.000Z

Congratulations! For the pupsters!

Now go take your victory lap:

Official "I made the next pepper level" thread Water Cooler

There have been a rash of new topics from people celebrating getting to the next pepper level. We are excited for you and want to celebrate your contribution, but having an individual topic for each time is getting to be too much. It is overwhelming the Water Cooler group because people have to wade through the pepper level posts to get to the rest of the topics. We're also seeing some point gaming where people are just saying "get your 11 points!" rather than just talking about their leveling…

philgman · 2019-06-21T19:01:08.000Z

For THE PUPSTERS!

whitecat:

Congratulations! For the pupsters!

Now go take your victory lap:

Official "I made the next pepper level" thread