Ransomware name generator: Just fill in the blanks!

diamondchick42 · 2017-10-26T09:44:20.000Z

WannaBet

JazzyNarwal

WadeWalloper

chris.hone · 2017-10-26T09:47:34.000Z

CadburySmash or isn’t this the Smash you were thinking about!

For those overseas or too young to remember take a look here

justinmcnett · 2017-10-26T09:48:27.000Z

I’ll get started on MothraWhammer tonight, that’s a good one!

Wait, do I need to worry about copywrite infringement if I’m writing malware?

adamharrison · 2017-10-26T09:48:37.000Z

RampantRabbit

deanmoncaster · 2017-10-26T09:52:53.000Z

MustaPay
GlossolalisticViper
KlaatuBoom

erik · 2017-10-26T09:55:36.000Z

SpicyBadger

biscuitking · 2017-10-26T09:55:45.000Z

GonnaChange

FlashDischarge

SmellyCat - from “Friends” fame.

kz650 · 2017-10-26T09:57:27.000Z

FluffyPetSnake

matthew-r-spiceworks · 2017-10-26T09:57:30.000Z

SauronSlapper!

logantaylor2 · 2017-10-26T10:09:12.000Z

GottaObliter8
SilentTurtle
Batwham! (1966 Batman with pop up words to describe what he is doing such as “Wham!”

bryanbeacraft · 2017-10-26T10:09:33.000Z

DumbledoreBanger

IcyCapybara

WhatchaHeard

anamoore2 · 2017-10-26T10:11:09.000Z

You’d think Sauron would see the attack coming and be able to prepare for it. Matthew R (Spiceworks)

@matthew-r-spiceworks

zachkoppolin · 2017-10-26T10:11:31.000Z

Well these are awesome,

Made me smile even before I have had a cup of coffee. also reminded me of reading Mark Shuttleworths blog post about the name for the upcoming Ubuntu 18.04 release in the spring… we will have Bionic Beaver.

Clearly Shuttleworth has followed your example of malware naming…

matthew-r-spiceworks · 2017-10-26T10:13:48.000Z

Off @fernandogerardo9344 's thesis, but I also favor “Wormy McWormface.”

@peter-spiceworks

jacob93397035 · 2017-10-26T10:13:54.000Z

WindyGiraffe

michael-netwrix · 2017-10-26T10:16:54.000Z

OktheWayitis

CodeforFood

sian · 2017-10-26T10:26:02.000Z

SquishyPanda

86759248675 · 2017-10-26T10:32:01.000Z

CouldaPooped

jasonsouris · 2017-10-26T10:34:13.000Z

ShouldaBackedUp

WetWorm

jbaker3 · 2017-10-26T10:40:22.000Z

SlipperySquirrel

Edit:
RansomBear

PhishCrypts (even though it doesn’t follow the guidlines)