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9/14/2011:
My name is Tim Donst. You probably recognize the name from such classic bouts featuring Eddie Kingston in
Wallingford, CT or perhaps against Player Dos at “A Touch of Class.” But what you may not recall is what I look
like so let me remind you. I have short brown hair that tends to curve perfectly at a 72 degree angle towards
the brightest light source. My driver’s license puts me at 5 11'’ but with a good ol’ pair of wrestling boots
I’m a lot closer to 6'2'' or 6'3''. I also tend to not wear sleeves for two reasons: 1) Because my muscles are
bigger than Dumbo. 2) It’s way easier to brush off dirt that way. Essentially I look like Rocky and Rambo had a
kid together and than it was adopted by Jason Segel but lost me to Child Services at the age of 12 and was raised
by John Stamos.
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Got it? I wouldn't have to remind you of my facial features except for the fact that it occured to me during
my commentary run at Young Lions Cup IX on...that one and only night, that I’ve wrestled on 3 out of the last 8
CHIKARA cards!
That’s right, that’s not a typo, not a glitch and half of an 8 popped up on the screen, it’s a 3! The guy who a year
ago was main evening KOT: Night 2, taking Bryan Danielson to his limit and becoming the BREAKOUT STAR
OF THE BDK by winning, retaining and everlasting the legacy of the YLC has been on camera less times than
Bryce frickin' Remsburg and Jakob Hammermeier. Gee, wonder why?
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Apparently Wink thinks that just because I don’t carry around a silver cup I’m not a draw for this company any more.
That just because I’m not the current YLC, that I’m not relevant. HA! I’m the most relevant guy on the roster! I’ve
ventured into sketch comedy and PUMA promos. Just because I have charisma doesnt mean I'm not a WRESTLER. Because
that’s what I am, that’s what I’ve been doing since I was 14-years old is WRESTLING. I’m the MAT WRESTLING MACHINE
and it’s time Wink and everyone else remembers that.
So in NYC, Young Bucks, I’m not going to be “making” a name for myself by destroying you I’ll be increasing YOUR
profile, after that dismal TNA run, by allowing you into the ring at the same time I'm there! Congrats, you're
the next dudes I get to squash. Then you can sit
at the same table as Frightmare, Equinox, Jigsaw, Arik Cannon, STIGMA, Fire Ant and that loser Hallowicked.
Which reminds me, Wicked. Stinks that hurricane blew away our Countdown Showdown. I was looking forward to beating 28
other people to get to you. But no matter. Our issues are far from over. You don’t need to be in a battle royale
to rumble.
9/14/2011:
My name is Tim Donst. You probably recognize the name from such classic bouts featuring Eddie Kingston in
Wallingford, CT or perhaps against Player Dos at “A Touch of Class.” But what you may not recall is what I look
like so let me remind you. I have short brown hair that tends to curve perfectly at a 72 degree angle towards
the brightest light source. My driver’s license puts me at 5 11'’ but with a good ol’ pair of wrestling boots
I’m a lot closer to 6'2'' or 6'3''. I also tend to not wear sleeves for two reasons: 1) Because my muscles are
bigger than Dumbo. 2) It’s way easier to brush off dirt that way. Essentially I look like Rocky and Rambo had a
kid together and than it was adopted by Jason Segel but lost me to Child Services at the age of 12 and was raised
by John Stamos.
