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deviANT 5/16/2012: Do you think yourself clever, Quackenbush? You must. You must imagine yourself to be the smartest man in pro-wrestling. You remembered our names! What a remarkable brain you must have. Far trustier than that left wrist of yours. That back of yours. The list goes on. Your brain might work fine, but your body...how many surgeries have you had now?

The people you surround yourself with, your partners and allies, they are all good soliders, aren't they? Until they turn their backs on you. Like Chris Hero did in 2005. Or Shane Storm did in 2008. It's just a matter of time before Jigsaw does. How many have abandoned you over the years?

The Swarm though...we had the good sense to get out long before all of that. We saw what was ahead for us if we stayed on at Chikara Wrestle Factory. Lugging that ring from town to town, setting up for the events like a slave labor force. That's what the "factory" produced. Maybe that was just fine for the Mister ZERO's and the Gran Akuma's of the world, but not for us. Do you think we had nothing better to do with our weekends? We have always been destined for stardom. Is working the "ring crew" how pro-wrestling superstars are made? Tearing down the ring at the end of the night only to set it up somewhere else? Let me call Johnny Ace quickly and ask him if that's how they find the next WWE hiree. I don't think so.

People talk about "paying dues" and for what? It was bad enough listening to you prattle on obsessively about technique and form in the ring, Quackenbush. How much more did we have to pay before we got what we deserved?

I'm sure the people reading this wonder what we must really be like. You've put us under the "rudo" section of your roster page, so we must be the "bad guys" right? I'm not a bad guy. Let me tell you who I am. I am a mature, considerate, amicable and heartfelt optimist. The arrival of GEKIDO in CHIKARA was not some impulsive, immature decision made at the last minute. It was the result of a lot of planning, a lot of forethought. If you ask me, we should be at the top of the "tecnico" section.

Your proteges Quackenbush, the ones you take such pride in...from Hallowicked and UltraMantis to Green Ant and Dasher Hatfield. Do any of them deserve to be bigger stars than us? Is there anyone you've trained that is a better wrestler than any single one of us?

All of you so-called "stars" of CHIKARA are lucky. You aren't more talented, more dedicated, more ANYTHING. Just lucky. When we left, CHIKARA was a sinking ship. Could barely pay the rent. Could barely afford to keep the lights on. Certainly couldn't afford to turn the air conditioning on. So we left that little sweat shop. "Factory" was the right name, all right.

You got lucky, CHIKARA. And luck can change. The Swarm's luck is about to change. And as for that lesson you never taught us, Quackenbush? Yes, I read your little blog. You really think sending the original five to do your dirty work is a recipe for success? Dragonfly has got ring rust on his mask and ZERO has been semi-retired for years. How is Icarus going to get along with those guys? That's your master stroke?

Lambs to the slaughter.
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by deviANT

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by UltraMantis Black

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by Tim Donst

5-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

5-9-2012
by The Shard

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by Saturyne

5-7-2012
by Ophidian

5-4-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

5-2-2012
by assailANT

4-30-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-27-2012
by Delirious

4-24-2012
by Ophidian

4-20-2012
by Delirious

4-16-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-13-2012
by Delirious

4-5-2012
by Archibald Peck

4-4-2012
by UltraMantis Black

4-3-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

3-30-2012
by Gran Akuma

3-23-2012
by Shane Matthews

3-21-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-19-2012
by Derek Sabato

3-15-2012
by Ophidian

3-12-2012
by Scott Parker

3-8-2012
by Icarus

2-27-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-24-2012
by UltraMantis Black

2-23-2012
by Derek Sabato

2-22-2012
by Jigsaw

2-20-2012
by Ophidian

2-16-2012
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2-15-2012
by Eddie Kingston

2-14-2012
by Mark Angelosetti

2-13-2012
by Johnny Gargano

2-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-7-2012
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2-3-2012
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by Ophidian

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1-24-2012
by Scott Parker

1-20-2012
by Jigsaw

1-13-2012
by UltraMantis Black

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by Green Ant

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by Tim Donst

12-23-2011
by Veronica

12-16-2011
by Icarus

12-9-2011
by Ophidian

12-1-2011
by Brodie Lee

11-30-2011
by Archibald Peck

11-29-2011
by Tim Donst

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11-9-2011
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11-8-2011
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11-7-2011
by Icarus

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by Green Ant

11-3-2011
by Ophidian

11-2-2011
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10-31-2011
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9-12-2011
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8-16-2011
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8-15-2011
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8-10-2011
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