3/18/2013:
To The Director of Fun,
If I never expressed my gratitude before, then please let me express it now.
While others bash the job you are doing right now, I want to thank you! Thank you for placing me in The New & Improved Colony!
You have the hardest job of them all, and you get no gratitude. Thank you, Mr. Vavasseur.
Angelosetti knows I have him on the ropes, and will do anything to avoid facing me again! That’s OK though. Like you said before Mr. Vavasseur: Hakuna matata!
I have no worries.
If I can't take the Cup from him, then I'll just take something else near and dear to his heart.
It isn't his shiny silver Cup...
It isn’t gold...
It’s YELLOW...AND FULL of Potassium!!
And I don't have to wait long. I can take it from him this Saturday in Allentown!
The Big Blue Bruiser,
assailANT
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