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Scott Parker of 3.0 3/27/2013: I woke up this morning in an absolutely fantastic mood. It was something like a dream so I feel a little compelled to tell all of you the story. So, tighten up your chin straps 'cause I’m about to take you on a journey.

The sun was shining. The indigenous birds were chirping away and singing their songs of love...or hunger. I haven’t been able to define which is which yet. It was probably hunger. A light breeze coming through the open widow delivered the most beautiful assortment of aromas imaginable. It was as if the smells of the ocean, the flowers, suntan lotion, sweet desserts and succulent meals all curled up together in harmony like a great symphony orchestra would, to deliver a direct blow to your nasal cavity. I rolled over in bed to gaze upon the beauty that lay beside me. She looked as if she had seen many long nights before. The scars of war that marked her body were subtle, yet visible. Despite the signs of wear and tear she was still breathtakingly beautiful. The sun reflected off of her form. Almost as if she was shining. She smelled of sweat and baby oil. As I looked down at her I realized that I had never seen her more comfortable than she looked right then and there. She was home. I was overcome by emotion so I scooped her up in my arms stepped out onto my balcony, held that beauty over my head and screamed at the top of my lungs “WELCOME BACK TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!! BOOYA!!!!!”

That’s when I really woke up to my phone ringing.

WrestleCon is fast approaching. I’m getting pretty amped up about it. And, I mean why wouldn’t I? We haven’t seen a celebration of professional wrestling like this since...well, since National Pro Wrestling Day which is now available over at SmartMarkVideo.com!!!

Sorry, I was consumed by the need to cheaply plug something. I’m sorry, guys. It won’t happen again...I promise...as long as you pick up our NEW "Back to the Promised Land" T-shirt for sale by emailing [email protected]

I grabbed my phone, the screen read “The Model Calling” I picked up and on the other end of the line was my good friend, Rick Martel. He wanted to congratulate us on the big title win and tell me how proud he was. It was quite touching. I thanked him for the advice he bestowed on us, letting him know that we couldn’t have pulled it off without the tidbits of wisdom that he shared with us. We got to talking and I let him know that Wink Vavasseur had informed us that at WrestleCon Shane and I would, once again, find ourselves across the ring from F.I.S.T. in an 8-man tag match. This obviously led me to assume that the super trio of BooyAkuma! would be back in action...but without our buddy El Generico around to answer the call, I got to thinking about a fourth man...

I explained my worries to Martel. I explained to him that we’ve faced F.I.S.T. on many different occasions. I explained that I feel like I know everything there is to know about F.I.S.T. I know that any combination of them makes for a dangerous team. I know that every time we step in the ring with them it can go either way. I know that Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor beat us for the Campeonatos last time around. I know that Sugar and Icarus are somehow managing to co-exist and gain success with Icarus taking tag team strategies from a man he idolizes in Marty Janetty. I know, from experience, that F.I.S.T. truly is CHIKARA’s deadliest group.

Rick was silent for a while. I could tell he was thinking about something. He asked me, “What was the last thing you said?”

“F.I.S.T. truly is CHIKARA’s deadliest group.”

“No, no, no! Before that!”

I wasn’t quite sure what he meant. “What? About Icarus idolizing Marty Jannetty?”

”Yes!!! Exactly! I’ll call you back. Booya!” Then he hung up on me.

I’ll admit, at first I was a little offput my the fact that Martel not only stole my catchphrase but he also hung up on me.

A few minutes later my phone rang. The call display read “Unknown”. I answered.

”Jag-Man, It’s Marty. The Model told me you're looking for a partner...”

Hey Icarus, I guess you’ll have your chance to impress your idol on April 6th.

Booya!
SJP
Scott Parker of 3.0

6-1-2013
by Tim Donst

5-31-2013
by assailANT

5-30-2013
by Marty Jannetty

5-29-2013
by Scott Parker

5-28-2013
by Dasher Hatfield

5-27-2013
by Amasis

5-24-2013
by Ophidian

5-23-2013
by UltraMantis Black

5-22-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

5-21-2013
by Icarus

5-20-2013
by Saturyne

5-17-2013
by Jigsaw

5-16-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

5-15-2013
by Sugar Dunkerton

5-14-2013
by Sidney Bakabella

5-13-2013
by Harlem Bravado

5-10-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

5-1-2013
by Kobald

4-25-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

4-23-2013
by Dasher Hatfield

4-19-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

4-17-2013
by UltraMantis Black

4-11-2013
by Amasis

4-9-2013
by Ophidian

4-4-2013
by The Shard

4-3-2013
by Amasis

4-2-2013
by Tim Donst

3-27-2013
by Scott Parker

3-21-2013
by Sugar Dunkerton

3-18-2013
by assailANT

3-14-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

3-13-2013
by Mark Angelosetti

3-12-2013
by assailANT

3-7-2013
by Archibald Peck

3-6-2013
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-5-2013
by The Shard

3-4-2013
by Mark Angelosetti

2-28-2013
by assailANT

2-27-2013
by Ophidian

2-26-2013
by Icarus

2-21-2013
by Johnny Gargano

2-19-2013
by Gran Akuma

2-15-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

2-8-2013
by Saturyne

2-6-2013
by assailANT

2-4-2013
by UltraMantis Black

1-30-2013
by Green Ant

1-23-2013
by Jigsaw

1-16-2013
by Tim Donst

1-2-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

12-31-2012
by Fire Ant

12-27-2012
by Johnny Gargano

12-21-2012
by deviANT

12-2-2012
by Icarus

12-1-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

11-30-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

11-29-2012
by Jigsaw

11-28-2012
by Dasher Hatfield

11-27-2012
by Kobald

11-26-2012
by Scott Parker

11-25-2012
by Bryce Remsburg

11-22-2012
by Matt Jackson

11-20-2012
by Johnny Gargano

11-16-2012
by The Shard

11-15-2012
by Delirious

11-13-2012
by ACH

11-9-2012
by Veronica

11-7-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

11-5-2012
by Icarus

11-1-2012
by deviANT

10-30-2012
by Derek Sabato

10-25-2012
by Sapphire

10-23-2012
by Tim Donst

10-19-2012
by Green Ant

10-16-2012
by Ophidian

10-12-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

10-5-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

10-3-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

10-1-2012
by Harlem Bravado

9-28-2012
by Derek Sabato

9-14-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

9-13-2012
by Tim Donst

9-12-2012
by Gran Akuma

9-11-2012
by combatANT

9-10-2012
by Veronica

8-31-2012
by Jigsaw

8-29-2012
by Delirious

8-22-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

8-21-2012
by Derek Sabato

8-16-2012
by Scott Parker

8-14-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

8-8-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

8-6-2012
by 17

7-31-2012
by Green Ant

7-26-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

7-23-2012
by Icarus

7-18-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

7-13-2012
by Leonard F. Chikarason

7-11-2012
by Green Ant

7-9-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

7-6-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

6-29-2012
by Ophidian

6-27-2012
by Sara Del Rey

6-25-2012
by Mark Angelosetti

6-22-2012
by Delirious

6-20-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

6-13-2012
by Derek Sabato

6-6-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

6-1-2012
by Delirious

5-31-2012
by Green Ant

5-30-2012
by combatANT

5-29-2012
by Gran Akuma

5-28-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-25-2012
by Veronica

5-23-2012
by 17

5-21-2012
by Chuck Taylor

5-18-2012
by Jigsaw

5-16-2012
by deviANT

5-14-2012
by UltraMantis Black

5-11-2012
by Tim Donst

5-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

5-9-2012
by The Shard

5-8-2012
by Saturyne

5-7-2012
by Ophidian

5-4-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

5-2-2012
by assailANT

4-30-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-27-2012
by Delirious

4-24-2012
by Ophidian

4-20-2012
by Delirious

4-16-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-13-2012
by Delirious

4-5-2012
by Archibald Peck

4-4-2012
by UltraMantis Black

4-3-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

3-30-2012
by Gran Akuma

3-23-2012
by Shane Matthews

3-21-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-19-2012
by Derek Sabato

3-15-2012
by Ophidian

3-12-2012
by Scott Parker

3-8-2012
by Icarus

2-27-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-24-2012
by UltraMantis Black

2-23-2012
by Derek Sabato

2-22-2012
by Jigsaw

2-20-2012
by Ophidian

2-16-2012
by Shane Matthews

2-15-2012
by Eddie Kingston

2-14-2012
by Mark Angelosetti

2-13-2012
by Johnny Gargano

2-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-7-2012
by Sara Del Rey

2-3-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

2-1-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

1-31-2012
by Icarus

1-27-2012
by Ophidian

1-26-2012
by Archibald Peck

1-24-2012
by Scott Parker

1-20-2012
by Jigsaw

1-13-2012
by UltraMantis Black

1-6-2012
by Green Ant

12-30-2011
by Tim Donst

12-23-2011
by Veronica

12-16-2011
by Icarus

12-9-2011
by Ophidian

12-1-2011
by Brodie Lee

11-30-2011
by Archibald Peck

11-29-2011
by Tim Donst

11-28-2011
by Portia Perez

11-24-2011
by Greg Iron

11-18-2011
by Johnny Gargano

11-12-2011
by Bryce Remsburg

11-11-2011
by UltraMantis Black

11-10-2011
by Tursas

11-9-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

11-8-2011
by Sara Del Rey

11-7-2011
by Icarus

11-6-2011
by Jigsaw

11-5-2011
by Tim Donst

11-4-2011
by Green Ant

11-3-2011
by Ophidian

11-2-2011
by Archibald Peck

11-1-2011
by Ares

10-31-2011
by Greg Iron

10-28-2011
by Nick Jackson

10-27-2011
by Scott Parker

10-26-2011
by Tursas

10-25-2011
by UltraMantis Black

10-24-2011
by Jigsaw

10-21-2011
by Sara Del Rey

10-20-2011
by Ares

10-18-2011
by Tursas

10-17-2011
by Ophidian

10-12-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

10-6-2011
by Tursas

10-5-2011
by Icarus

10-4-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

10-3-2011
by Chuck Taylor

10-1-2011
by Ares

9-29-2011
by Ares

9-27-2011
by Greg Iron

9-22-2011
by Kana

9-20-2011
by Madison Eagles

9-16-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

9-15-2011
by Archibald Peck

9-14-2011
by Tim Donst

9-13-2011
by Johnny Gargano

9-12-2011
by JT Dunn

9-8-2011
by UltraMantis Black

9-6-2011
by Greg Iron

8-31-2011
by Icarus

8-29-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

8-24-2011
by Ares

8-23-2011
by Greg Iron

8-22-2011
by Chase Owens

8-18-2011
by Robbie Eagles

8-17-2011
by Archibald Peck

8-16-2011
by Marshe Rockett

8-15-2011
by Mark Andrews

8-12-2011
by Sara Del Rey

8-10-2011
by Sean South

8-8-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

8-3-2011
by Mike Quackenbush

7-29-2011
by Tursas

7-28-2011
by Shane Matthews

7-27-2011
by Johnny Kidd

7-26-2011
by Tim Donst

7-25-2011
by Ophidian

7-22-2011
by Archibald Peck

7-21-2011
by Portia Perez

7-19-2011
by Ares

7-14-2011
by Daizee Haze

7-12-2011
by Icarus

7-8-2011
by Tursas

7-6-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

7-4-2011
by Madison Eagles

6-30-2011
by Tursas

6-28-2011
by Green Ant

6-23-2011
by Vin Gerard

6-22-2011
by Dasher Hatfield

6-21-2011
by Sara Del Rey

6-20-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

6-18-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

6-16-2011
by Jigsaw

6-13-2011
by Eddie Kingston

6-9-2011
by Tim Donst

6-7-2011
by Marshe Rockett

6-3-2011
by Tursas

5-30-2011
by Gregory Iron

5-24-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-20-2011
by Archibald Peck

5-19-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

5-18-2011
by Scott Parker

5-17-2011
by Green Ant

5-16-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

5-12-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-11-2011
by STIGMA

5-10-2011
by Shane Matthews

5-9-2011
by Ares

4-29-2011
by Vin Gerard

4-21-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

4-14-2011
by Scott Parker

4-13-2011
by Ares

4-12-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

4-11-2011
by UltraMantis Black

4-8-2011
by Steve "Turtle" Weiner

4-7-2011
by Icarus

4-5-2011
by Madison Eagles

4-1-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-29-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

3-25-2011
by Sara Del Rey

3-23-2011
by Tim Donst

3-18-2011
by Vin Gerard

3-16-2011
by Ophidian

3-11-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

3-10-2011
by Shane Matthews

3-9-2011
by Tim Donst

3-7-2011
by Scott Parker

3-4-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

3-2-2011
by Hieracon

2-23-2011
by Brodie Lee

2-17-2011
by Tim Donst

2-16-2011
by Green Ant

2-15-2011
by UltraMantis Black

2-14-2011
by Johnny Gargano

2-11-2011
by Vin Gerard

2-3-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

2-1-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

1-28-2011
by Greg Iron

1-20-2011
by Lince Dorado

1-19-2011
by Mike Quackenbush

1-18-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

1-13-2011
by Dasher Hatfield

1-11-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

1-5-2011
by Jigsaw

12-31-2010
by Acid Jaz

12-29-2010
by Larry Sweeney

12-23-2010
by Claudio Castagnoli

12-21-2010
by Leonard F. Chikarason

12-16-2010
by Marshe Rockett

12-14-2010
by UltraMantis Black

12-10-2010
by Mike Quackenbush

12-9-2010
by Sara Del Rey

12-8-2010
by Dieter VonSteigerwalt

12-7-2010
by UltraMantis Black

12-6-2010
by Grizzly Redwood

12-4-2010
by Dasher Hatfield

12-2-2010
by Tim Donst