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1/26/2012:
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through my lair,
An uneasy chill
Lay thick in the air.
Not because Archie’s Bunker
Lacks central heat;
Dear Veronica had shunned me
After another defeat.
The loss at "JoshiMania"
To Team JWP
Had me in the dog house
Like the J.Y.D.
But the holidays are over;
My new year’s resolution
Is to treat losses
As Captain Planet treats pollution.
I’m hungry for redemption
On victory I’ll be a-feastin’
When I enter those hallowed hollows --
The wicked woods of Easton.
Against such resolve,
My opponent will be affright.
Like a one-legged mare
In a hoof fight.
On 28 January,
Veronica will see me
Marching and winning,
Drumming and dreamy.
AP
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