2/1/2012:
Good day, Icarus. Director of Fun Wink Vavasseur here. We've met, I believe. You're the one with the tattoo, right?
I realize that I am not the first DoF in CHIKARA history, while you, on the other hand, have been around since the start. Maybe
the people that came before me allowed the wrestlers to simply run amok and make up the rules as they go. Well, that's not
exactly the upper-management style my pappy Connie taught me. And you know who the upper-management around here is? It's me, Wink
Vavasseur.
I don't like my underlings trying to steal my thunder, and I don't like being intimidated either. Are you listening, Mister Grand Champion? This is not how business is conducted on my watch. It was
just a couple years ago that a change in the Board of Directors here
allowed a more, let's say, "permissive" DoF named Dieter to make a
royal mess of things. Some people were removed. Some were replaced.
Cooler heads prevailed. And cooler heads named a new Director of Fun.
Again, that's me, Wink Vavasseur. Not some sleazeball with ugly back
art or some unshaven street brawler. Are you following me? This is a
PROFESSIONAL wrestling company under MY control. What I say goes.
And what I say is this - the ideas, the direction, the matches, they
come from me. In fact, I have one of those "From the desk of …"
customizable notepads with WINK VAVASSEUR printed across the top, in
all-capital letters so there's no mistake who it's coming from: It's
coming from me!
So, starting in February, Grand Akuma, you will begin a series of
matches to determine if you deserve a spot on the fulltime roster. I'm
not sure who you will be facing just yet, but I'll figure it out. Or
maybe you have some suggestions. Either way, that's what I've come up
with. From the desk of Wink Vavasseur, in all-capital letters.
WV
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