1/20/2011:
Ya know, as we keep getting closer and closer to the start of Season 10 in Philly this
Sunday, I keep waiting to get the call that Da Soul Touchaz have smartened up and backed
out of our trios match. Except every day, the call isn't coming. And then I realized something
– I shouldn't be surprised, because those 3 idiots don't have anyone around to do their thinking for them anymore.
Ya see, back in November, the BDK did what we do best and settled the issue between us and Da Soul
Touchaz. We ripped out the heart of your little family when Sara Del Rey dropped that grenade Dymond
right on top of her cheap weave, and jammed her spine up like a Slinky. Dymond was like the mother
of your stupid family, always cheering you on and taking care of you when the BDK got done smacking
you around. But even she smartened up, ran home to her real family, and decided that she wasn't ever
coming back to CHIKARA, because the BDK run things around here!
And then, while you three were on the ground being typically helpless, the “brains” of
your operation decided he was going to put up a fight to protect his precious wifey. Hey C.Red
– that was a pretty stupid move for someone who thinks he's so smart. Ares DDT'd him on top
of those ugly cornrows (P.S. – Cornrows? Really? You're like 40, bro.) and had my man Tursas
put the final nail in everything by flying off the 2nd rope and crushing C.Red's C.Ribs,
even stirring up some internal bleeding for bonus points! And when the “brains” of your
operation – the guy who took care of all your travel, all your finances, the guy who watched
all the tapes and plotted all your strategies for you – decided it was time to head for the
hills, you 3 MENSA candidates should've followed right behind and never came back.
And yet here we are, just a few days away and Da Soul Touchaz insist that they're coming to Philly
to get their revenge. Do you three even know how to tape your own wrists? Let alone rent a car?!?!
More importantly, has the message we sent in November really not sunk in? WE ARE GOING TO KEEP
HURTING YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE CHIKARA. Show up this Sunday, and at least one of you isn't making
it home in one piece. All 3 of you will end up getting dealt with, most likely. You've got kids,
and wives, and families back home, right? Willie is probably 2 punches away from a free sandwich at Subway.
Is this really worth the risk? We ripped out your heart, and we crushed your brains. All that's
left is a bunch of dumb muscles with no direction. You want some direction, boys?
Turn around and get as far from The BDK as you possibly can.
LD
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