2/15/2011:
It has recently come to my attention that Director Of Fun pro tempore W. Vavasseur has hatched the
brilliant idea to anoint an "official" champion here in CHIKARA. Apparently, the good director is
soliciting opinions, votes as it were, from the wrestlers themselves regarding who specifically from
the roster is deserving to compete for such a prestigious and long-awaited title. Now, it is my
understanding that no wrestler can endorse him or herself in this unique campaign, and with this
stipulation, I have no qualms. So it is without hesitation that I take this opportunity to give my
personal endorsement to a fellow CHIKARA original - Hallowicked. Now that we have put our differences
aside and he has joined me in my battle against Sinn Bodhi and The Batiri, I can confidently
say that this man is not only more than qualified to compete for the title, but he is well-deserving
of the role based on his many years of experience and success within CHIKARA.
With that said, I feel that I should also take this opportunity to publicly express the voting
preference of Hallowicked himself. As most of you know, Hallowicked has little time or use for
such modern niceties as "internet blogs." Moreover, facing a language barrier such as he does,
it certainly does seem prudent that I provide my services in translation to the masses, as I am
one of a very select few who is capable of communicating with the man. So it is with great honor
and humility that I reveal Hallowicked's choice in this campaign: the great and devious, UltraMantis
Black. Yes, I am both touched and humbled. Furthermore, as Frightmare also faces many challenges in
grasping the complexities of the King's English, it is my understanding that he too has thrown his
full support behind UMB. No need to pursue this matter any further with these, my two mighty allies.
Rest assured, I have provided you with a frank and accurate interpretation of their own words.
So there you have it friends - 1 vote for Hallowicked, 2 votes for UltraMantis. It is my great
hope that the other men and women in CHIKARA will take careful consideration of our credentials
and, after deep introspection, cast their votes as well in this crucial endeavor.
UMB
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