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Gavin Loudspeaker 5/22/2013: When I walked through the doors of The Wrestle Factory, my first thought was: “Wow, I’m here.” This is the apollotheater.org of professional wrestling. Where dreams are born and legends are made. Once upon a time, this is where a nascent Eddie Kingston, Hallowicked and “Sweet n' Sour” Larry Sweeney learned and perfected their craft. All heroes of mine...all Wrestle Factory graduates.

When Worldwide Media Development Corporation bought CHIKARA back on January 3rd, 2011, I thought it was a dumb move on their part to divorce it from the Wrestle Factory. But now I'm glad. I'm glad there is a place to go free of the oversight of certain bureaucrats and their flunkies. And that place creates the most well-rounded and the best-trained professional wrestlers on the planet.

The Factory is a no-nonsense sort of place, nothing fancy, nothing glamorous. Just get in the ring and learn from the best. I was nervous. While my 100% Greek bloodstream keeps me looking and feeling 20 years younger than I actually am, I’m no spring chicken. But in a few short days, I have to get in the ring with an ACTUAL professional wrestler, so I better learn as much as I can. My life depends on it.

It’s been very hard, I’m not going to lie. Getting up and doing cardio, push-ups, squats and crunches, and drinking gross smoothies is not my idea of a morning. (Sleeping is.) Right now I’m in the ring four days a week, and I am learning a ton. But it’s nowhere near enough time. With just 11 days until "Aniversario: Never Compromise," there is still so much left to learn.

Hallowicked has been amazing. I don’t understand a word he says, but he is able to clearly communicate all the major points of the fundamentals. He is a patient and understanding teacher, but he is pushing me hard. Despite my size, I am learning ways I can defend myself.

You spend four days a week in a ring, and your body starts to get used to the pain. You get used to hitting the ropes, you get used to hitting the mat. The physical strain and pain is just part of what is expected. I might feel almost-ready for the physical pain. The worst part about this match though will be the humiliation. But I guess I don’t have a choice, right Wink?

Green Ant has been a huge supporter, teaching me new stuff all the time, texting me strategies, and blasting inspirational music. But I’ll never remember all this stuff, it’s like cramming for an exam. I know what he’s thinking, the more he shows me, the more ammo I’ll have for this war. It’s very noble, and Green Ant is also an amazing teacher. You can tell why he was a prized pupil of The Master of A Thousand Holds.

There was a day when I actually thought about walking out. My skin blue and purple from the ropes, my head dizzy from hitting the mat, my elbows and knees raw from scraping the canvas over and over again. I thought I was done. That’s when Saturyne took me aside. She asked me, if I think this is hard, imagine what she went through, the ONLY girl ever to complete the training regimen. She had to put up with immeasurable roadblocks. I won’t go into details, but it made me realize I was feeling sorry for myself. I couldn't help but feel inspired when the young luchadora showed me some secrets on how she uses her smaller size to her advantage.

Maybe I've lived life irresponsibly. Maybe I have a big mouth. If I’m going to make comments, jokes, snide remarks, quips and zingers I guess I better be ready for the consequences. Is that the lesson you want me to learn, Wink?

For me, I just don't see how things can get any worse. At the end of my match on June 2nd, I will be broken and beaten. It will be humiliating knowing the world is watching as I try to remember what I can from all these training sessions. I can't imagine how it could be more humiliating knowing what is in store for me at The Troc.

If you think about it, though, it is not at all the kind of humiliation that Jakob Hammermeier has endured these last few years at Donst's side. The abuse I am going to take from Tim Donst might last just a few minutes. Long, painful minutes, but that's nothing like what you've endured, Jakob. I know we've never really seen eye-to-eye, Jakob. To say we've had "our differences" would be the understatement of the month. But at the end of the day, you and I are just two dudes that love professional wrestling.

I took my potshots at Tim Donst, and maybe in the eyes of some, I have earned the beating I am going to take next Sunday. But what did you do to deserve the treatment you've gotten from Tim Donst? The verbal abuse. The betrayals. What did you do to deserve having your head shaved bald not once, but twice? Donst took just one of my lovely locks and I can barely express how that felt...so I don't even want to know what was going through your head and heart when this happened:

..and as if that wasn't enough? Then this happened in Georgia:

No matter how many ring hours I put in these next 11 days, I am not going to be anywhere close to ready for a match against Tim Donst. If you don't like the things I say when I've got a microphone and a forum, then you probably believe that I deserve what's coming my way at "Aniversario: Never Compromise." But Jakob, you didn't deserve this. You DON'T deserve this. I've called Tim Donst a lot of names in Season 12, some fair, some not-so-fair. But listen to me, man: Tim Donst is not your friend.


GL
Gavin Loudspeaker

6-1-2013
by Tim Donst

5-31-2013
by assailANT

5-30-2013
by Marty Jannetty

5-29-2013
by Scott Parker

5-28-2013
by Dasher Hatfield

5-27-2013
by Amasis

5-24-2013
by Ophidian

5-23-2013
by UltraMantis Black

5-22-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

5-21-2013
by Icarus

5-20-2013
by Saturyne

5-17-2013
by Jigsaw

5-16-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

5-15-2013
by Sugar Dunkerton

5-14-2013
by Sidney Bakabella

5-13-2013
by Harlem Bravado

5-10-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

5-1-2013
by Kobald

4-25-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

4-23-2013
by Dasher Hatfield

4-19-2013
by Gavin Loudspeaker

4-17-2013
by UltraMantis Black

4-11-2013
by Amasis

4-9-2013
by Ophidian

4-4-2013
by The Shard

4-3-2013
by Amasis

4-2-2013
by Tim Donst

3-27-2013
by Scott Parker

3-21-2013
by Sugar Dunkerton

3-18-2013
by assailANT

3-14-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

3-13-2013
by Mark Angelosetti

3-12-2013
by assailANT

3-7-2013
by Archibald Peck

3-6-2013
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-5-2013
by The Shard

3-4-2013
by Mark Angelosetti

2-28-2013
by assailANT

2-27-2013
by Ophidian

2-26-2013
by Icarus

2-21-2013
by Johnny Gargano

2-19-2013
by Gran Akuma

2-15-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

2-8-2013
by Saturyne

2-6-2013
by assailANT

2-4-2013
by UltraMantis Black

1-30-2013
by Green Ant

1-23-2013
by Jigsaw

1-16-2013
by Tim Donst

1-2-2013
by Wink Vavasseur

12-31-2012
by Fire Ant

12-27-2012
by Johnny Gargano

12-21-2012
by deviANT

12-2-2012
by Icarus

12-1-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

11-30-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

11-29-2012
by Jigsaw

11-28-2012
by Dasher Hatfield

11-27-2012
by Kobald

11-26-2012
by Scott Parker

11-25-2012
by Bryce Remsburg

11-22-2012
by Matt Jackson

11-20-2012
by Johnny Gargano

11-16-2012
by The Shard

11-15-2012
by Delirious

11-13-2012
by ACH

11-9-2012
by Veronica

11-7-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

11-5-2012
by Icarus

11-1-2012
by deviANT

10-30-2012
by Derek Sabato

10-25-2012
by Sapphire

10-23-2012
by Tim Donst

10-19-2012
by Green Ant

10-16-2012
by Ophidian

10-12-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

10-5-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

10-3-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

10-1-2012
by Harlem Bravado

9-28-2012
by Derek Sabato

9-14-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

9-13-2012
by Tim Donst

9-12-2012
by Gran Akuma

9-11-2012
by combatANT

9-10-2012
by Veronica

8-31-2012
by Jigsaw

8-29-2012
by Delirious

8-22-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

8-21-2012
by Derek Sabato

8-16-2012
by Scott Parker

8-14-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

8-8-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

8-6-2012
by 17

7-31-2012
by Green Ant

7-26-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

7-23-2012
by Icarus

7-18-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

7-13-2012
by Leonard F. Chikarason

7-11-2012
by Green Ant

7-9-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

7-6-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

6-29-2012
by Ophidian

6-27-2012
by Sara Del Rey

6-25-2012
by Mark Angelosetti

6-22-2012
by Delirious

6-20-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

6-13-2012
by Derek Sabato

6-6-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

6-1-2012
by Delirious

5-31-2012
by Green Ant

5-30-2012
by combatANT

5-29-2012
by Gran Akuma

5-28-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-25-2012
by Veronica

5-23-2012
by 17

5-21-2012
by Chuck Taylor

5-18-2012
by Jigsaw

5-16-2012
by deviANT

5-14-2012
by UltraMantis Black

5-11-2012
by Tim Donst

5-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

5-9-2012
by The Shard

5-8-2012
by Saturyne

5-7-2012
by Ophidian

5-4-2012
by Mike Quackenbush

5-2-2012
by assailANT

4-30-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-27-2012
by Delirious

4-24-2012
by Ophidian

4-20-2012
by Delirious

4-16-2012
by Derek Sabato

4-13-2012
by Delirious

4-5-2012
by Archibald Peck

4-4-2012
by UltraMantis Black

4-3-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

3-30-2012
by Gran Akuma

3-23-2012
by Shane Matthews

3-21-2012
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-19-2012
by Derek Sabato

3-15-2012
by Ophidian

3-12-2012
by Scott Parker

3-8-2012
by Icarus

2-27-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-24-2012
by UltraMantis Black

2-23-2012
by Derek Sabato

2-22-2012
by Jigsaw

2-20-2012
by Ophidian

2-16-2012
by Shane Matthews

2-15-2012
by Eddie Kingston

2-14-2012
by Mark Angelosetti

2-13-2012
by Johnny Gargano

2-10-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

2-7-2012
by Sara Del Rey

2-3-2012
by Sugar Dunkerton

2-1-2012
by Wink Vavasseur

1-31-2012
by Icarus

1-27-2012
by Ophidian

1-26-2012
by Archibald Peck

1-24-2012
by Scott Parker

1-20-2012
by Jigsaw

1-13-2012
by UltraMantis Black

1-6-2012
by Green Ant

12-30-2011
by Tim Donst

12-23-2011
by Veronica

12-16-2011
by Icarus

12-9-2011
by Ophidian

12-1-2011
by Brodie Lee

11-30-2011
by Archibald Peck

11-29-2011
by Tim Donst

11-28-2011
by Portia Perez

11-24-2011
by Greg Iron

11-18-2011
by Johnny Gargano

11-12-2011
by Bryce Remsburg

11-11-2011
by UltraMantis Black

11-10-2011
by Tursas

11-9-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

11-8-2011
by Sara Del Rey

11-7-2011
by Icarus

11-6-2011
by Jigsaw

11-5-2011
by Tim Donst

11-4-2011
by Green Ant

11-3-2011
by Ophidian

11-2-2011
by Archibald Peck

11-1-2011
by Ares

10-31-2011
by Greg Iron

10-28-2011
by Nick Jackson

10-27-2011
by Scott Parker

10-26-2011
by Tursas

10-25-2011
by UltraMantis Black

10-24-2011
by Jigsaw

10-21-2011
by Sara Del Rey

10-20-2011
by Ares

10-18-2011
by Tursas

10-17-2011
by Ophidian

10-12-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

10-6-2011
by Tursas

10-5-2011
by Icarus

10-4-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

10-3-2011
by Chuck Taylor

10-1-2011
by Ares

9-29-2011
by Ares

9-27-2011
by Greg Iron

9-22-2011
by Kana

9-20-2011
by Madison Eagles

9-16-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

9-15-2011
by Archibald Peck

9-14-2011
by Tim Donst

9-13-2011
by Johnny Gargano

9-12-2011
by JT Dunn

9-8-2011
by UltraMantis Black

9-6-2011
by Greg Iron

8-31-2011
by Icarus

8-29-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

8-24-2011
by Ares

8-23-2011
by Greg Iron

8-22-2011
by Chase Owens

8-18-2011
by Robbie Eagles

8-17-2011
by Archibald Peck

8-16-2011
by Marshe Rockett

8-15-2011
by Mark Andrews

8-12-2011
by Sara Del Rey

8-10-2011
by Sean South

8-8-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

8-3-2011
by Mike Quackenbush

7-29-2011
by Tursas

7-28-2011
by Shane Matthews

7-27-2011
by Johnny Kidd

7-26-2011
by Tim Donst

7-25-2011
by Ophidian

7-22-2011
by Archibald Peck

7-21-2011
by Portia Perez

7-19-2011
by Ares

7-14-2011
by Daizee Haze

7-12-2011
by Icarus

7-8-2011
by Tursas

7-6-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

7-4-2011
by Madison Eagles

6-30-2011
by Tursas

6-28-2011
by Green Ant

6-23-2011
by Vin Gerard

6-22-2011
by Dasher Hatfield

6-21-2011
by Sara Del Rey

6-20-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

6-18-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

6-16-2011
by Jigsaw

6-13-2011
by Eddie Kingston

6-9-2011
by Tim Donst

6-7-2011
by Marshe Rockett

6-3-2011
by Tursas

5-30-2011
by Gregory Iron

5-24-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-20-2011
by Archibald Peck

5-19-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

5-18-2011
by Scott Parker

5-17-2011
by Green Ant

5-16-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

5-12-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

5-11-2011
by STIGMA

5-10-2011
by Shane Matthews

5-9-2011
by Ares

4-29-2011
by Vin Gerard

4-21-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

4-14-2011
by Scott Parker

4-13-2011
by Ares

4-12-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

4-11-2011
by UltraMantis Black

4-8-2011
by Steve "Turtle" Weiner

4-7-2011
by Icarus

4-5-2011
by Madison Eagles

4-1-2011
by Jakob Hammermeier

3-29-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

3-25-2011
by Sara Del Rey

3-23-2011
by Tim Donst

3-18-2011
by Vin Gerard

3-16-2011
by Ophidian

3-11-2011
by Sugar Dunkerton

3-10-2011
by Shane Matthews

3-9-2011
by Tim Donst

3-7-2011
by Scott Parker

3-4-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

3-2-2011
by Hieracon

2-23-2011
by Brodie Lee

2-17-2011
by Tim Donst

2-16-2011
by Green Ant

2-15-2011
by UltraMantis Black

2-14-2011
by Johnny Gargano

2-11-2011
by Vin Gerard

2-3-2011
by Wink Vavasseur

2-1-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

1-28-2011
by Greg Iron

1-20-2011
by Lince Dorado

1-19-2011
by Mike Quackenbush

1-18-2011
by Claudio Castagnoli

1-13-2011
by Dasher Hatfield

1-11-2011
by Sinn Bodhi

1-5-2011
by Jigsaw

12-31-2010
by Acid Jaz

12-29-2010
by Larry Sweeney

12-23-2010
by Claudio Castagnoli

12-21-2010
by Leonard F. Chikarason

12-16-2010
by Marshe Rockett

12-14-2010
by UltraMantis Black

12-10-2010
by Mike Quackenbush

12-9-2010
by Sara Del Rey

12-8-2010
by Dieter VonSteigerwalt

12-7-2010
by UltraMantis Black

12-6-2010
by Grizzly Redwood

12-4-2010
by Dasher Hatfield

12-2-2010
by Tim Donst