3/12/2013:
Angelosetti has the Ball! He’s on the 50...the 40...the 30, my God, this is impressive...the 20, here come assailANT!
The 10...WOW, what a HIT!! assailANT made Angelosetti Fumble! He has the Ball!!! He’s jukin' and jivin' TO...THE...ENDZONE!
TOUCHDOWWWWNNNNNN, ASSAIIIIILLLLLANNNTTTT!!!!
Hey Angelosetti, What do you think of my play by play? I think I would’ve made an awesome Sports Commentator! That being said, Touchdown, you were by
far the toughest person I ever stepped in a ring with! Now I understand why your opponents have a very hard time trying to take you down.
I mean, I hit you with everything I had and you still didn’t want to go down! So that’s why I prepared something for just for you in case I couldn’t
get the assailANT’s Cross or the CHIKARA Special: Blue on you!
What knocked you out cold in the warm, sunny city of Orlando was called The Rolling GTS (Get the Sugar)! A new move that I wanted to keep a secret
until just the right time and it worked! I worked hard on that move. I worked it to perfection. And now I have a victory over the Young Lions Cup champion...you,
Angelosetti. I want to make this known...
I want us to square off one more time but I want it to be for the Cup! Before Orlando, I still had a few doubts on whether or not I was going to be able to
beat you, but after the our match, I NOW know that I can BEAT you! I saw you laid out, motionless. I have just the right thing to knock you out, and
pin your shoulders to the mat, and the WHOLE WORLD knows it now!!!
Get ready...the Big Blue Bruiser is coming for you and your Trophy... NERD!!
assailANT
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