3/9/2011:
Four seconds! Four seconds is all it took for my hot streak of pummeling former Young Lions Cup
champions to come to an end. Fire Ant, STIGMA, Equinox, Jigsaw, Hallowicked, Arik Cannon,
all destroyed but not you, Max Boyer! Was it 'cause you were better than me? Cause you locked on
some cool Canadian submission hold? No. You beat me 'cause that pumpkinhead ambushed me in the
back, interrupting another classic Donst interview segment.
It should have been a great moment for me. Standing over you, saying things like
“Told ya BDK was better than the Kings of Wrestling,” “Your total title defenses don’t
mean anything anymore” or “How about them Bangles?” But instead all I got was a loss, the
pages of my scrapbook ripped and stolen by you hyenas to probably sell on eBay and a “5 Star
match” chant. Are you freakin’ kidding me? I haven’t had a match less than 8 stars my entire career!
But smashing your face isn’t the only thing I’m looking forward to in our trios match at
“Operation Big Freeze,” Hallowicked. Oh no! I also get to beat up your little pal Frightmare.
Hey green guy, I know you don’t speak English good like the rest of us but try to understand this,
I DONT CARE THAT YOU'VE TIED BOYER’S YLC DEFENSE RECORD, YOU'RE GOING TO
CHOKE............AGAIN! haha lolz no, jk.
And than there’s you Quack. Don’t you talk to your buddy Jigsaw on a regular bases? Texting,
Skyping, anything? Perhaps he would have told you how I gave him the ole’ STO. How I nearly
broke his back with my Gator Roll. How his half of the tag team titles looked great in my hand. Maybe
since he needs the night off in Williamsport to make sure he's 100% for Brooklyn the next day, he'll have
time to fill you in on all his aches and pains. Poor guy.
I already held and proved that I’m the greatest YLC champion there ever was. I already pinned one half
of the Campeones de Parejas in just a few minutes. I think it’s time for those belts to come back to the
BDK, around my waist. I respect the fact that the very wise Claudio Castagnoli will not participate in
this year's King of Trios tournament, but in Williamsport, I'll get to see what kind of partner Sara
Del Rey will make. Maybe there will be a spot for her on my King of Trios championship team.
See ya in the ring,
TD
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