6/25/2012:
'SUP NERDZ!
“The survival of the fittest is the ageless law of nature, but the fittest are rarely the strong. The fittest are those endowed with the
qualifications for adaptation, the ability to accept the inevitable and conform to the unavoidable, to harmonize with existing or
changing conditions.”
An old coach of mine (Coach Biff Jerquee) left this quote hanging on the inside of my locker senior year. I kept it since that day and
taped it to my mirror.
Waking up in the morning is no easy task for you, but for me it’s a different story. I go right to the mirror and recite the quote
from Coach Biff. Since graduating from high school that’s my motto. Once I found myself in a CHIKARA ring (thanks to Hatfield,)
it was no different. It was rough. Getting beat up and bruised everyday. Normal people like your nerdself couldn’t adapt to that.
That’s when I realized that working with all these geeks I could beat them up and leave bruises on them. The "Touchdown Titan" was on
to something and winning matches left and right. I was even successful enough to pick up a MAJORETTE BABE at "Chikarsaurus Rex." Oh,
and 3 points don’t forget that!
So, I’m asked what's next for Mr. Touchdown? Sure, there's gold in my future. Like the Young Lions Cup! It’s a given. I've got a ton of trophies, but I've got a very special spot on the very
large "accomplishments of excellence" wall that I have in my room for that very Cup. I'm already on my way.
But Cups and title belts...I want more! Being a king has always been a dream of mine. Since the majority of you nerds are reading this I
wanted to make it public. I submitted the paperwork for my King of Trios 2012 team! In the past, The Throwbacks have never fared well
on the field at KOT. Well I'm the team captain now, and The Throwbacks are Bigger, Better, Bolder.
This trio of mine is Bigger. Better. Bolder. And this trio I've put together, you better believe...
IT'S GOOD!
MR.TD
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