2/14/2011:
Howdy.
Coming up on February 19th in Reading, PA is the first-time-ever meeting between Yours Truly and one Eddie
Kingston. As soon as this match got announced, I know exactly what went through your collective minds...
"This kid doesn't have a chance..."
"This kid is as good as dead!"
"This kid doesn't belong in the same ring as an athlete the caliber of...JOHNNY GARGANO."
You're right on all accounts! This Eddie Kingston kid doesn't have a chance. Now...I'm sure like...1%
of people out there feel a tad differently. But I ask you - What's Ed gonna do? Backfist me?! To the future?!
Ha! I dare you, Edward! Backfist me! Backfist me right in the face! It's not gonna hurt! Look at this face.
There's like a cute forcefield around this thing. Impenetrable.
SPOILER ALERT - He probably will backfist me. I will then stand right up, pick him up above my head
and proceed to POWERBOMB HIM...THROUGH THE RING.
Does Kingston have momentum? Sure. He's taken on some top notch competition. Now he's in
the ring with THE top notch competition. He's just in the wrong place at the wrong time with
the wrong brochacho. I'm 100% focused and better than ever. I went on a 17-person killstreak
in Black Ops multiplayer today. Yea...I'm THAT ready.
Why am I so focused you ask? Well right around the corner is The Biggest Tournament in
Professional Wrestling. King of Trios 2011! The Ick-Man (As I like to call him), Chucky
T and myself are out to prove that nothing has changed, F.I.S.T. is still as dominant
and deadly as ever. They had a little hiccup last year, but don't you fret! He who shall
not be named is LONG GONE and The Bee's Knees, The Cat's Pajamas and The Whole Shebang is here!
It'll be one of the most inspirational victories in CHIKARA history. When our hands are
raised in the air, the blind will see, the deaf will hear and little kids in wheelchairs
will stand up and rush the ring and parade us around on there shoulders. At the end of the
night on April 17th, F.I.S.T. will regain its rightful spot atop King Of Trios. I'll be easy
to spot...I'll be the guy saying "I told you so."
Eat it, CHIKARA fans.
JG
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