8/18/2011:
A lot of people have heard the surname "Eagles" before, and they instantly think of either my big brother Ryan or
my sister-in-law, the current SHIMMER champ, Madison. I expect no one outside of Australia to have heard of little
Robbie, but trust me after Young Lions Cup IX in Easton, PA I'm going to be the member of the Eagles family everyone
around the world remembers! Madison was doing splendidly in CHIKARA before her injury, that's great.
Good for her. However, the difference
between her and I - I'm the greatest but you just don't know that yet.
Along with the being the best-smelling wrestler in Australia (let's not beat around the bush, I'm more than likely
going to be the best-smelling wrestler at Young Lions Cup IX) some people call me "Heartth"Robbie Eagles. This is
for two reasons.
The first being, as soon as I walk out from behind the curtains, every teenage girl, every Mum, every
elderly woman, basically all the females that are in the building, well, their hearts skip a beat and they begin
to swoon over me. Sorry fellas, it may even be your girl doing the swooning. It happens.
The other reason, and more important, is I am so good in the ring that my opponents develop an irregularity
of their heart due to being so overwhelmed by my greatness. It's a curse I've learned to live with, and
after August 27th and 28th in Easton, the CHIKARMY will know exactly what I'm talking about.
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