8/29/2011:
To my loving and kind Sinnamon Muffinz within the CHIKARA Universe,
It grieves me to tell you that the insect wretch known as UltraMantis Black has inadvertently asked for his
destruction by forgetting his place in the grand scheme of things at CHIKARA... I thought this BUG had learned his
lesson after I exposed his hideous face to the CHIKARA fans and left him battered and beaten in Brooklyn...however,
like the cockroach that he is, he has miserably survived the proverbial nuclear fall-out.
UltraMantis Black has set his sights on other enemies, calling out for Ares time and again. Correct me if I'm wrong,
but hasn't Ares stepped on you enough times, Mantis? Invoking his name, inviting the battle --- although
impressive --- it is me you brokered your deal with, Mantis! Your debt is to me.
I have
beaten the best...everyone from CM Punk to the Mountie! You are Brave! But, you are stupid! I hope for your sake
that your Spidey-Sense is tingling Mr. Black. Your Warlord of Weird - SiNN BODHi - is the most dangerous foe to
set foot in CHIKARA and he will return to collect! I am happy to reappear with yet a sterner
heel of boot with which to crush the bug!!!
UltraMantis Black...be careful, beware, be Koko B. Ware what you wish for...or your life
might just get turned into a three ring Kizarnival!
SiNNcerely yourz, The Warlord of Weird,
SB
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