Got this series of text messages from my girlfriend, Carla. She’s nobody’s fool when it comes to scams. Thought some of you might enjoy another scammer story.

“Richard” from the Windows Security Center just called and told me that my computer is downloading malicious and illegal stuff.

He asked if I was in front of my computer and I said, “Yes.”

He asked me what I saw. I said, “Facebook.” He asked me to minimize it. I said, “But I like Facebook.”

He said I need to minimize it. I said nothing. He asked me if I minimized it yet. I said nothing. He asked me again. I said, “No.”

He asked me if I wanted malicious software to continue to be downloaded. I said that was okay with me.

He said my computer is doing illegal things. I said, “I like danger.”

He said Windows Server would shut down my computer within 48 hours. I didn’t respond.

He said, “So, it’s okay with you if I shut down your computer?” I said, “Go ahead.”

He said my computer should be shut down within 48 hours.

I told him that he was no more “Richard” with Windows Security than I was the Queen of England.

This is why my mother can never have the Internet.

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“But I like facebook”, Classic. Well played by your GF.

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Bwahaha. Priceless.

Tell her “Well Done”!

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Good on her.

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Absolutely perfect. Great way to start out a Monday.

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You have a Gem there, very well played.

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Marry this woman. #seriously

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That was priceless.

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Nice! Kudos to her. That’s one to be proud of. Give her our congrats.

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Robert, I cannot spice this thread up enough. Your girlfriend wins the internet today…and yes, as Bryce Katz said…marry this woman. LOL!

@brycekatz @rhummel

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I’m still waiting on these jerks to call me… I’m purposefully doing many illegal things on my computer. My event viewer log is FILLED with red X’s. Why don’t they call me? =[

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She literally gives Zero.

Awesome!

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The problem is “Richard” was probably right. My wife gets all sorts of strange crap while on Facebook that I then have to clean up. Just one of the reasons I don’t have a Facebook account.

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She sounds like a keeper!

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“I like danger” well played haha well played!

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This is awesome, well played!

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Awesome!

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That was great!

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It’s not really a problem if you don’t click on every single link posted on your wall by people you’ve maybe met once in your life or someone on the friends list of someone that you met once at a bar or something.

That was quite strong dumb acting from your girlfriend. I like it.

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My wife had one the other day, he told her that the windows system was compromised, she said it couldn’t be, he said it was, she said no, … she told him we use Ubuntu. He hung up.

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