Huw3481
(Huw3481)
1
Trust nothing. Verify everything.
Just like you should be doing with tickets from end-users every day. 
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Users lie. Even when there is coffee running from the bottom of a laptop, they’ll claim that they don’t know what’s wrong with it.
Check everything, even if they’ve told you they’ve restarted (they’ve probably just turned the monitor off and back on).
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So just like every other day lol
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I call today “Vendor Day.” It’s when everyone talks like a salesman.
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NULL
(NULL)
7
What is this? Some kind of joke?
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lamocon
(lamocon)
8
I haven’t pranked someone fierce for a while now. The last one was a couple years ago, when most of third shift staff and I filled the then Captain’s (he’s Chief now, so no more horseplay) office with balloons and streamers. I may have to think of something to do to my wife, she doesn’t know the date let alone the day of the week half of the time.
Huw3481
(Huw3481)
11
Who are you, and what have you done with the real @dimforest ?
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Was there ever a real one? And I think the account was hacked by Sean.
@huw3481 @sean-spiceworks @dimforest
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Which of these is the April Fool’s gag?
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If you have to ask, the joke may actually be on you. 
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edt
(EdT)
16
Just a reminder that April 1 is “Edible Book Day”. A perfect day to eat your words.
No, this is not a joke .
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