This feels fairly self explanatory. Am I alone? Am I dreaming about this alone?

Bacon Seeds™ - Yay or Nay?

  • Yes, Bacon Seeds are LIFE
  • No, I like old fashion Bacon
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16 Spice ups

I had to vote for old fashioned because to me, bacon seeds seem to indicate a plant-based fake bacon, and we just can’t have that.

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If it looks like bacon and tastes like bacon, it’s bacon. :slight_smile:

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I’m with @Suzanne-Spiceworks

that being said, if this is a simulation, isn’t it all technically just Bacon code?

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I voted for Bacon Seeds, but that’s only cause I want a way to have bacon in my own backyard, and I’m assuming my HOA doesn’t allow pigs, so… I’m just trying to survive out here. :bacon:

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That would be neat, Just wondering how they would blossom? Would they be stiff and uncooked, or would they be dangling and uncooked?

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Not me over here wondering if they’d be perennials or annuals.

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Not much a fan of bacon. i’d rather have seeds for a money plant.

9 Spice ups

I present…bacon seeds

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17 Spice ups

Okay, NOW we’re talking… :money_mouth_face:

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I think they put it up as a joke.

Also, What @Suzanne-Spiceworks said! Real things only please!

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I will never quite understand this obsession with bacon. Do I like bacon? Yes. Do I feel so strongly about it I have to write poems and books and sing songs about it? No. :rofl: Now that Spiceworks actually has a decent search, I searched for all posts containing the word ‘bacon’. After I scrolled for 3 days, it finally reached the end…or so I thought. It was just telling me there were too many results to display:

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:rofl::rofl:

7 Spice ups

You should search for “Happy Birthday Sean” next. :grin:

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Oh, I know better than to do that one!

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Thick and Crisp Bacon,
Affectionate memory:
Flavor gone too soon.

(Someone mentioned a poem, so you know…)

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As long as it’s not Facon, I’m fine with growing my own from seeds. It’s bound to be much easier and cleaner than keeping pigs, and if I can do it in the plant pots on the window sill in my kitchen, so much the better. I can pour the bacon grease on to it to feed it too!

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Beautiful.

:smiling_face_with_tear:

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Traditional bacon for me. No GMO

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