Hey everyone! I hope you’re having a lovely week so far.
I’ve not seen this one posted in a while, so I thought it was time for an updated thread.
What are your favorite networking and sys admin jokes?
Here’s one of my favorites 
“What does a networking seal say?” “ARP! ARP! ARP!”
Share your favorite networking and sys admin jokes and memes in the comments!
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Mike400
(Mike400)
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Mouseover: The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it’s nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog’s servers.
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frankitup
(Frank it Up)
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Preparing for a family gathering we were moving tables around. I said, “A DBA walks into a bar, goes up to a couple of tables and said, ‘May I join you?’”. Silence. I knew better, but couldn’t resist…
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zed
(Zed)
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What does a TCP endpoint need when it’s hungry?
Just a little SYN ACK
I just made that up right now.
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Had to post another. I have a few more, just trying to limit myself.
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edt
(EdT)
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I’ve got a good joke about UDP.
But you might not get it.
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Sometimes, you just need to go to a higher authority.
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No limits needed The more, the better!
You asked for it…
I had more, but the system is limiting how many I can post.
@violetc-domotz
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