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Sometimes, the best cure for tech-related stress is a bit of light-hearted humor. Luckily for you, Spiceworks is here to bring a smile to your face with our silly IT jokes!

Enjoy the following computer comics (or not), then vote below to let us know whether each joke + image made you grin… or groan.

WARNING: You’re about to encounter some serious IT-related dad jokes.

How did the computer catch a cold?

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Someone left too many windows open

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Why was the computer feeling tipsy?

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Too many screenshots

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Why did the computer go see the doctor?

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It was afraid of catching viruses

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Why do computers dislike nature?

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Too many bugs

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Did our jokes make you grin or groan?

Which one was the funniest? Which one was the lamest? Let us know how you feel in in the comments!

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Why did the computer have blue feet and white hands?
:joy:

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Has to be done:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory - just 1 byte. And everything crashed!

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What kind of computer sings the best?..

A Dell.

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it’s not exactly about computers, but I really chuckled:

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

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one more…

My boss calls me “The computer”.

Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.

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still another one, I think I’d like to draw a cartoon on this.

:office_worker:: Do you know how to use Outlook?
:man_beard:: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
:office_worker:: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
:man_beard:: Word.

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That’s funny right there

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I found these today:

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Have you heard of the new band called 1023 Megabytes?

They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

What’s the biggest lie in the entire universe?

“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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My favorite still has to be:

Q: What is the greatest Oxymoron of all time?
A: Microsoft Works.

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That’s funny. To add to that:

Microsoft Works has been discontinued.

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well then… one more can’t hurt…

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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Corollary joke:

Adam and Eve gave each other the first computers. Eve gave Adam and Apple and Adam gave Eve a Wang.

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Here I thought it was Military Intelligence.

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I’d tell a TCP joke, but only one of you would get it.

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I would tell a DNS joke, but it may not translate well.

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It was using Outlook and got a virus…

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I would tell a cloud computing joke, but it might go over your head.

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Too many bugs

First time in my life I felt relatable to a computer

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I love how this has taken a life of its own in this thread.

I would tell you a firewall joke, but it might get blocked.

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