And after furious waves of emotions and googling on sink pipe removals and crazed repetition of texts… It was all an April Fool’s Day Joke. What a terrible joke
She got me good
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Just be sure to repay in kind next year.
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ross
(Ross42.)
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Tell her you got her sister/mom/dog pregnant…
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jeremyb
(Kellanved)
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Dude, that’s brutal. That’s not really something I’d kid about. Although being the woman, she can get away with it better than if we tried it.
I give my wife enough cr@p everyday, so I leave her alone today. For the most part 
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She said it was the only thing she could think of that I would fall for. She knows me well enough to know I wouldn’t get mad, but it took a lot of mental power to not drive over there now to destroy the sink to get it. I now just get to add wonderful prankster to the list of her negative qualities lol.
My boss said before we knew it was a prank, “Well at least she just saved you the cost of divorce later.”
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ranhalt
(ranhalt)
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Nothing says payback like, “I’ve met someone else.” See how she likes that.
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She owes me sandwiches now. I couldn’t possibly change her birth control to all sugar pills… and then flee the country.
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ranhalt
(ranhalt)
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Why would you take apart the sink to get it? It’s her ring, and she “lost” it. You paid for it, the least she can do is be responsible for it.
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That’s one hell of a 3-way!
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It would have been an accident. I wouldn’t be that cruel. We work together she would have helped.
bob-13
(Bob_13)
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When she told you it was a joke you should have said “Then you get to put the sink back together…” 
Or maybe “Thank god I didn’t trust you with a real diamond”
But ya that was a little cruel… panic attack FTW?
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bob169:
When she told you it was a joke you should have said “Then you get to put the sink back together…” 
Or maybe “Thank god I didn’t trust you with a real diamond”
But ya that was a little cruel… panic attack FTW?
Yeah it was, but it was just a joke, April Fools day is when you throw out all the heart stoppers so she wins the award lol
emilyf
(RedR0ze)
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Thankfully my bf is not known to be prankster… which… now that I think about it, if he were to pull something today I’d probably fall for it. But now that I’ve realized I’m vulnerable to a prank from him, I’d be prepared. So I’m good! Unless I forget later on today when I get off work and my brain goes into ‘durrrrr’ mode as soon as I walk in the door. Then I’m screwed.
It’s 50\50.
You could tell her you pooped in her shoes followed by “april fools”, but actually do it, so that way the poo is on the other foot…
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I like what you did here…
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Some jokes have consequences. In your case - all ended well.
I know a lot of guys who would have left work, looked for the ring in the “P” trap, and if it was not there would have been digging up drain lines.
Amazing how much you can dismantle in an afternoon with a small excavator.
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michael1259
(Network Overlord)
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FYI for next time if it’s a real issue there should be a trap that is easy to access where this type of thing should get caught in.
My wife told me the same thing, except it was lost in the sink… and it wasnt april fools =~(

David9459:
Some jokes have consequences. In your case - all ended well.
I know a lot of guys who would have left work, looked for the ring in the “P” trap, and if it was not there would have been digging up drain lines.
Amazing how much you can dismantle in an afternoon with a small excavator.
This is what I meant by I was going to go destroy her sink, as in smash wrench against P trap because I am not handy at all.
I did google how to retrieve rings from sink haha