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You would think that they would want to at least get the spelling correct if they are trying to lure you in with these messages. In my SPAM folder this AM

Right your own ticket with the Degree you diserve!

It’s time to be able to sit down in complete confidence with that person whom is doing the interview for the job of your dreams.

Be the best you can be with the proper credentials, education, and work experience, so employer will have nothing more to say except YES WHEN CAN YOU START.

Call one of our educational councilors with out any obligation and let us turn your dreams into reality.

Call 3324423423424 and leave your name and contact details and we will return your call asap.

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I’m so excited about this I called the number.

Now I sit here with bated breath awaiting this ultimate opportunity.

I know this is going to make me a 1000% better person and probably qualify me to run for President of the United States of America. Then you can all bow down at my gloriousness.

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The only spam messages I’ve had today are letting me know that lots of people want to play roly-poly with me

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That’s actually a genuine message. If you spot ALL the errors, you get a job.

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I get a lotta Russian chicks sending me photos as well. I am a popular guy…finally!!

Anastasiya

Tatyana

Nataly

Iana

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Wow I never thought to look in my junk folder to have my dreams realised. I’ll just disable the spam filter and wait for my new perfect job.

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Don’t trust Tatyana. Apparently she likes me too.

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i know this is crazy but we just met call me maybe?

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I called the number, they asked me to key in my SSN, Credit Card Numbers, Drivers License number, Say my mothers maiden name, the name of my first pet, my address, my phone number, Bank account number, Routing number, and they would enter me into a contest for a FREE CRUISE!!! IM SO EXCITED. Not only am I gonna better myself as a person, and get my dream job, but I also get to stay in a luxury suite at a cruise! This is awesome! thanks for the heads up on the wonderful opportunity.

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Tatyana…breaking hearts for years!!!

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think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

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I thought I was the only one who took perverse pleasure out of junk mail! I’m still waiting on that Russian bride…

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Written English speaking good. I make call now. I become real intelligent man. No risk :smiley:

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I got a different one this morning… I mean, Sarah didn’t even leave me her phone number! I guess it’s too bad she’s marrid.

Subject:Regarding Teacup Yorkie
Message: 
Happy New Year!

I hope this email reaches you in a good spirit and mood. My name is Sarah Davis, born and brought up in California and I am marrid. I am a gynecologist while my husband is a surgeon, we have only 1 child who is happily married and settled in Turkey.

Myself and my husband relocated to Turkey after searching for a good job over there, we finally got it in August and relocated here so we can be closer to our only daughter. I am writing you because we have a teacup yorkie, she's very loving and good with children. She is 8 weeks old and has all her shots up to date along with an AKC/CERF registration certificate as she lived with us in California.

We are giving the little puppy out for free because she cannot survive the weather here. If we loose her, we'll be heart broken as she is very adorable. After I searched online for pet lovers, your email came up and I decided to contact you to know if you can accept our little yorkie (Her name is Cassandra).

This puppy is completely free, no strings attached aslong as you promise to love and take good care of her. If you are willing to accept her, please reply to let me know if you are interested and I will send you all pictures/documets of her.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Regards,

Sarah Davis
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What? They didn’t ask for your blood type and promise to lower your credit card interest rate or tell you that your PC is infected? What kind of operation are they?

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still waiting for my Russian bride to arrived. i have been waiting for 5 years. in the mean time i met a Hungarian (well, NZ girl but mother Hungarian) and made her my bride

now i am trying to get a refund on bloody tatyana. now i find out reading this post that she is a town bike and been doing the rounds of the globe.

meh.

i thought this was the spam talked about - misled again. maybe i am just gullible

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I’m a stickler… that is Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski from Dodgeball.

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While most spice heads can see a spam a mile off, we are not really the target. The target is those people who CAN’T tell the difference. You have to remember, half the world is below average!

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You are implying that Tatyana doesn’t really like me?