Today in History: 17 July

1815 – Napoleon Bonaparte surrendered to the British at Rochefort, France.

1821 – Spain cedes Florida to the US

1867 – Harvard School of Dental Medicine established as first dental school in the US

1955 – Disneyland opened in Anaheim, CA.

1975 – An Apollo spaceship docked with a Soyuz spacecraft in orbit. This was the first link up between the US and the Soviet Union.

In honor of the day that the US took ownership of Florida, there had to be a Florida Man story:

2019 – Florida man ties up wife’s lover, cuts off …you know what, you go ahead and read it for yourself (might be NSFW)

Birthdays:

1952 – David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff

The Funnies:

On the Menu TodayHarissa & Lamb sausage rolls.

Found this one on the BBC food website, so all the measurements are in Cricket, but it still sounds absolutely delicious. I think lamb mince is ground lamb, and where this recipe suggests sprinkling with black sesame seeds, I would use ‘Everything But the Bagel’ sesame mix from Trader Joe’s.

Quote of the Day

“Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change. Life’s too short to be anything… but happy.” - Anonymous

Comic of the Day

Mouseover: They CLAIM honey was found in the chambers under the pyramids, but this conspiracy goes all the way to the TOP, where the GIANT EYE is!

2155: Swimming - explain xkcd Explain XKCD

Image Credit: XKCD

Inspirobot Sometimes Controversial Inspirational Quote of the Day:

Heavily Grounded InspiRobert of the Day:

Yesterday’s Spark! by the delightful @jimender2 can be found here

Show @dimforest your Gary D in the fun thread over here ! He’s going to send us all Christmas cards!

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A little late today…??

You can’t rush quality!

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Gonna send that Inspirobot to every manager I’ve ever worked for.

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Ya I mean paper work is really out of reach.

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I remember taking a graphic design class back in college. One of the projects was to re-design a room and add custom textures to the walls, floors, ceilings and furniture. I literally took different pictures of the Hoff to use as textures for that whole room. We’ll just say my professor didn’t think it was funny.

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COVID toilet paper–always just out of reach.

I love QOTD. Happy is good.

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Another inspirational post.

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That InspiRobert reminds me of those pictures of stairs that end at a wall.

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Time to install a bidet in that toilet.

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The QOTD is how everyone should live life. All the bickering and making everything in the world (or at least the US) political has got to change if we want to make it as a civilization. No one bickering is happy, when is the last time you saw a happy politician?

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Great CotD.

Quite possibly the best InspiRobert, ever.

FWIW, today is also Donald Sutherland’s birthday. You know, Kiefer’s dad.

Overall, a great Spark! today.
/edit: “… all the measurements are in Cricket …” - I’m going to start using this.

Does this count?

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  • Oh, Florida Man… what were you thinking?

  • Inspirobot… Deep stuff today.

  • Heavily Grounded InspiRobert of the Day… I think I have stayed in that hotel. SMH.

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Clearly she is masking her pain! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Probably the day they win an election and that’s it.

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Happy Hoff Day

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Inspirobert - I believe that it is a mission of low to mid-level hotel chains worldwide to make the TP as inconvenient as possible.

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It’s like when you buy a used car and it breaks down and you start to understand why the previous owner might have been selling it.

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I feel like harissa is a super underrated condiment! I use it to jazz up roasted potatoes. It’s delicious!

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