Today in History: 1994 - DWI - Drunk While on Internet Senate Bill

On this day in history, the Senate proposes a bill to make being online while drunk illegal. “Congress apparently thinks that being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is,” says John Dvorak (the nephew of the keyboard inventor).

Also on this day:

1962 - Instant color TV

1974 - Alaska volcano erupts

1989 - Seattle’s Space Needle collapses

1998 - Pi is set to be 3

2000 - Telepathic Google searches

2008 - Left-handed Whopper Debuts

2008 - Flying penguins Discovered

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The Funnies:

On the Menu Today – Meatball subs

Today is a Friday in Lent which means that many across the world are not allowed to eat meat. This recipe was picked specifically for them. When I make this tonight, I will probably leave out the coconut since Im not a big fan of it unless it is cooked in mounds bars.

Ingredients

1/2 cup Cocoa Krispies, coarsely crushed

3 small scoops chocolate ice cream

1/2 cup plus 1 teaspoon seedless strawberry jam, divided

1/4 teaspoon hot fudge ice cream topping

1 loaf (10-3/4 ounces) frozen pound cake, thawed

1/3 cup marshmallow creme

2 teaspoons sweetened shredded coconut, toasted

1 tablespoon unsalted sunflower kernels

Directions

  1. Place cereal in a shallow bowl. Roll ice cream scoops in cereal to coat. Cover and freeze for 1 hour or until firm.

  2. Meanwhile, in a small microwave-safe bowl combine 1/2 cup jam and ice cream topping. Microwave on high for 10-20 seconds or until warmed. Cut pound cake in half horizontally. Place bottom half on a serving plate. Spoon half of the jam mixture over cake; top with ice cream scoops, remaining jam mixture, marshmallow creme and coconut. Replace cake top.

  3. In another microwave-safe bowl, melt remaining jam. Brush over top of cake; sprinkle with sunflower kernels. Serve immediately.

Quote of the Day:
“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish” - Euripides

Comic of the Day:

Mouseover: “ We’re going to have to work together to get over our hangups if we’re going to learn to move on Catan’s hexagonal grid. It’s bad enough that we lost our crew of pawns when we passed within firing range of Battleship. ”
Image Credit: XKCD

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

Read @stevemorton9584 made up Spark! from yesterday here . Don’t forget to leave some spice!

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That’s not a meatball, that’s several heart attacks waiting to happen…

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You give us today’s recipe, and then tell us not to get fat? If only that was possible.

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April Fool!

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So many sparks today. I hope we don’t start a fire!

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Good use of April Fools!

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Meatball Subs are going to be made over the weekend in my house they sound amazing

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April Fools SPARK! #4! Are there any more??? :slight_smile:

Oh, and Inspirobot, too late for me.

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I’m trying Inspirobot but I can’t stop eating Chicken McNuggets

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Number 4 and on to number 5.

That last picture is unsettling for so many reasons…

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On this day in history, the Senate proposes a bill to make being online while drunk illegal. - Sounds like something congress would do.

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What is that, inspirobot? A brain ray? Are you the evil genius that every superhero was born to fight?

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Now a meatball sub! Now that is something I can definitely dig my teeth into! Yum!

@cag16https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

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I’ve been trying to work on a dad bod for a while now. Don’t have children but may as well get a jump start on things.

“Don’t get fat, when you’re already fat, and isn’t it Ironic, don’t you think…”

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1998 - Pi is set to be 3: Well we always said PI is a lie! Now for some CAKE!
It is Groundhog Day for @sean-spiceworks , he is reborn every day.

QotD:

It’s Ancient Greece and a playwright goes to a tailor to have his clothes fixed.
The tailor looks at the clothes and says “ah, Euripides”
The man looks at the tailor and says “yes. Eumenides?”

Different type of Chess Strategy
Inspirobot: Thank you for that sage advice

The only thing common to these SPARKS is 1957 – BBC Panorama broadcasts the Spaghetti Tree film showing the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

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Happy birthday Sean! What an appropriate day!

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What about left Twix? Or are you just a right Twix kinda guy?

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