Today in History: January 24

1948 – IBM dedicates the Selective Sequence Electronic Calculator (SSEC). Later the SSEC was put on public display near the company’s Manhattan headquarters so passers-by could watch its operational speed. Before its decommissioning in 1952, the SSEC produced the moon-position tables used for plotting the course of the 1969 Apollo flight to the moon. Source

Also on this day….

1848 – James Marshall finds gold in Sutter’s Mill in Coloma, California, begins the California gold rush

1908 – Lieutenant General Robert Baden-Powell publishes “Scouting for Boys” which goes on to become the inspiration for the Scout movement

1935 – 1st canned beer, “Krueger’s Cream Ale,” is sold by American company Krueger Brewing Co.

1940 – “The Grapes of Wrath,” directed by John Ford and based on John Steinbeck’s novel of the same name, is released

1958 – After warming to 100,000,000 degrees, 2 light atoms are bashed together to create a heavier atom, resulting in 1st man-made nuclear fusion

1984 – Apple Computer Inc unveils its revolutionary Macintosh personal computer (though this may have happened two days earlier on Jan 22)

1986 – Voyager 2 makes 1st fly-by of Uranus (81,593 km), finds new moons

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76 AD – Hadrian, Roman Emperor, built a wall

1733 – Benjamin Lincoln, American inventor and statesman, quite a turkey

1917 – Ernest Borgnine, American actor, got out of New York

1941 – Neil Diamond, American singer, big Believer in Caroline

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31 AD – Caligula, Roman Emperor, had a despotic disposition

1965 – Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister, never gave up

1993 – Thurgood Marshall, Supreme Court Justice, worked hard and suffered heartbreak

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1.14GB - New memory subsystem (not sure of what the purpose is)

2 days ago - Added CPU scheduling functionality (only used to manage memory)

2 days ago - Disabled some old memory subsystems

1 day ago - The system will now show the task log: “CPU/Synchronization: 0x1c0000 (0x1000)” to show a CPU and SYSVOL monitor and to remove the “CPU is not syncing” flag (or reset it). No need to reset OS X when switching to Windows.

The system will now show the task log: “CPU/Synchronization: 0x1c0000 (0x1000)” to show a CPU and SYSVOL monitor and to remove the “CPU is not syncing” flag (or reset it). No need to reset OS X when switching to Windows.

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1 day ago - Added GPU support

5 days ago - Added CPU scheduling functionality (only used to manage memory)

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A new kernel and a new kernel/driver were released last time that should make the system a little smoother. If you’d like to upgrade to the new OS, you should read the “Upgrade” section and try this:

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Mouseover: I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.

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Inspirobot Sometimes Controversial Inspirational Quote of the Day:

Scream about yesterday’s Spark! by @stevemorton9584 over here

And of course, no Tuesday would be complete without a would you rather question.

Would you rather…

Spark! Pro Series - 24 January 2023
  • vomit on your hero
  • have your hero vomit on you
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First!

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This is The Grapes of Wraith I am most familiar with.

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Gone all German for this one? Januar? :slight_smile:

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I picked vomit on me. They have more means of making it up to me, than I do them.

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1908 – Lieutenant General Robert Baden-Powell publishes “Scouting for Boys” which goes on to become the inspiration for the Scout movement

Takes on a whole new meaning in light of recent news.

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Inspirobot… Sacri-Fries-es?

Great over. Great guitar work.

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Januar for best month!

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Confirmed in Eaton desk calendar!

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And Wow. That video!!

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I thought I felt a breeze.

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1935 – 1st canned beer, “Krueger’s Cream Ale,” is sold by American company Krueger Brewing Co.

If we found one can today, would anyone dare drink it? For science of course!

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The real question is how much revenue does the Spark! team get for product placement?

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Max completely slays the guitar work

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Is the Inspirobot saying that French Fries are MADE to be sacrificed to friends? That’s harsh.

I do love the Sacri-Fries. LOL That’s awesome.

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The QOTD is the just the motivation I needed to get through the workday lol

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“1986 – Voyager 2 makes 1st fly-by of Uranus (81,593 km), finds new moons”

Giggity! :rofl:

It doesn’t matter who vomits on who, my hero is getting vomited on.

If my hero vomits on me, I will through no fault of my own, reciprocate!

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One of our largest clients is a traffic engineering consultancy, I hope they find XKCD funny.

On the topic of canned beer, I grew up with Genesee Cream Ale but that style seems to have disappeared. Oddly cans have had a resurgence as the microbreweries got inexpensive canning lines since they actually preserve beer better than bottles. Also we can now get “crowlers” which are 32 oz. cans filled from the tap and sealed at the counter.

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Freddy should can it

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Also on this day….

1848 – James Marshall finds gold in Sutter’s Mill in Coloma, California, begins the California gold rush

Now half the people in California want to sell you “gold” for their mobile app.

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