Today in History: 1346 – Battle of Crecy

During the Hundred Years War, King Edward III’s English army annihilates a French force under King Philip VI at the Battle of Crecy in Normandy. The battle, which saw an early use of the deadly longbow by the English, is regarded as one of the most decisive in history.

On July 12, 1346, Edward landed an invasion force of about 14,000 men on the coast of Normandy. From there, the English army marched northward, plundering the French countryside. Learning of the Englishmen’s arrival, King Philip rallied an army of 12,000 men, made up of approximately 8,000 mounted knights and 4,000 hired Genoese crossbowmen. At Crecy, Edward halted his army and prepared for the French assault. Late in the afternoon of August 26, Philip’s army attacked.

The Genoese crossbowmen led the assault, but they were soon overwhelmed by Edward’s 10,000 longbowmen, who could reload faster and fire much further. The crossbowmen then retreated and the French mounted knights attempted to penetrate the English infantry lines. In charge after charge, the horses and riders were cut down in the merciless shower of arrows. At nightfall, the French finally withdrew. Nearly a third of their army lay slain on the field, including Philip’s brother, Charles II of Alencon; his allies King John of Bohemia and Louis II of Nevers; and 1,500 other knights and esquires. Philip himself escaped with a wound. English losses were less than a hundred.

The battle marked the decline of the mounted knight in European warfare and the rise of England as a world power. From Crecy, Edward marched on to Calais, which surrendered to him in 1347.

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Also on this day:
2016 San Francisco 49ers Colin Kaepernick kneels in protest during the US national anthem at San Diego’s Qualcomm Stadium, objecting to racial injustice and police brutality in the US
1959 British Motor Corporation introduces the Morris Mini-Minor, better known as the Mini
1895 Electric generator at Niagara Falls produces first power

Births On This Day
1980 Chris Pine - American actor (Star Trek)
1980 Macaulay Culkin - American actor (Home Alone)
1970 Melissa McCarthy - American comedian and actress (Mike and Molly, Spy)
1966 Shirley Manson - Scottish singer-songwriter (Garbage), actress
1910 Mother Teresa - Macedonian/Indian missionary, Nobel Prize laureate

Deaths On This Day
2018 Neil Simon - American playwright and author (The Odd Couple
1980 Frederick Bean “Tex” Avery - American animator
1974 Charles Lindbergh - American aviator who was 1st to fly solo across the Atlantic
1972 Sir Francis Chichester - English aviator and sailor (Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire). First person to sail single handed around the world.
1930 Leonidas “Lon” Chaney - American actor nicknamed “the man of a 1000 faces” (The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera)

The Funnies:

On the Menu Today – Skillet Chicken Cacciatore
This looks like a very straightforward meal to make, and looks pretty delicious too, although obviously I’d leave the mushrooms out!

Ingredients

  • 8 skin-on chicken thighs
  • kosher salt
  • Freshly ground black pepper
  • Extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 2 carrots, sliced
  • 8 oz. sliced mushrooms
  • 4 thyme sprigs
  • 1/2 c. dry white wine
  • 2 c. low-sodium chicken broth
  • 2 c. diced tomatoes
  • 3 tbsp. drained capers
  • 1/4 c. chopped fresh parsley
    Method
  1. Preheat a large, cast-iron skillet over high heat. Rinse chicken and pat dry thoroughly, then season with salt and pepper. Add a drizzle of olive oil and cook chicken skin side down in two batches until skin is crisp and golden brown, about 5 minutes per side. Transfer to a dish skin side up and set aside.
  2. Reduce skillet heat to medium-high. Drizzle with olive oil and add garlic, onion, carrots, mushrooms, and thyme, and cook, 3 to 4 minutes. Add white wine, chicken broth, tomatoes, and capers, and season with salt and pepper. Bring to a boil while scraping bottom of pan. Place chicken in the skillet skin side up in a single layer. Cover with lid and simmer on medium-low, 15 minutes.
  3. Garnish with parsley and serve in skillet immediately.

Quote of the Day:

“Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.”
― Spike Milligan, Where Have All the Bullets Gone?

Comic of the Day:


Mouseover: “I’m just worried that we’ll all leave and you won’t get to come along!”
Image Credit: xkcd: Exoplanets
Explain XKCD: 786: Exoplanets - explain xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

Read @rthelpdesk1 's nutty Spark! from yesterday here

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The Mini , the car that bankrupted British Leyland

Oh inspirebot, you complete me!

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The Mini has to be one of my favourite cars.

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I was hoping my wife would buy a mini. They’re so small that it would make my garage look spacious even with my car in there as well.

Ah, the mini. I remember when the local constabulary used them as patrol cars. I always wondered how a 6’4" police office managed to curl himself in and out of them. Then one day, I drove one myself. Turns out it was surprisingly easy and great fun to drive!

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Deaths:

  • Neil Simon: (This is from the TV show and not the play)
    • Felix: I am psychic
    • Oscar: No, you are psickik
      • – Psychic, Shmychic (1972)
  • Tex Avery - Another great loss to the animation world

CotD:

InspiRobot:

  • Is back to its non-sensical self.
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I think Inspirobot may be an anarchist at heart.

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August 26, 1920 is also the day the 19th amendment to the US Constitution was formally adopted (having been ratified a week or so before), granting women the right to vote. (Although, more properly, it removed the invalid obstacles to it and restored their inherent right to participate in government which had been denied them.)

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I like the Mini-Cooper myself, I call it the Mini-Me!

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Was it the old Mini that had what was basically a 2 or 3 cylinder motorcycle engine?

Thanks for the battle story.

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I’m uncertain about how to asphyxiate a concept. Do I hold a pillow over it’s face while it’s sleeping? Oh, well. It’s not important.

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What Colin Kaepernick may have been in protest but what he ended up doing was disrespecting all those soldiers that fought and died for this country so he could have his freedoms.

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wait Chris Pine and Macaulay Culkin are the exact same age?

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Yeah football has not been the same and it lost a fan in me. I proudly served my country in the US Army and the American Flag is very important to me. If you don’t like our flag or country, maybe they need to find a better place to live. I think people are too spoiled now days. let them go live in a 3rd world nation where you don’t have that freedom.

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My wife has been obsessing over the Mini Cooper SE. She’d much prefer that over the Model Y that I’ve been eyeing up. I always ask her how she’s going to haul anything and to where as the vehicle only has 110 miles of range. She hasn’t budged but I’m hoping something else pops up that intrigues her soon. No dig on Mini’s but we’re replacing our SUV and the Mini doesn’t check the boxes.

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the coast of Normandy seems a popular place to launch an invasion!

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The bit that bothered me was that they landed in Normandy and marched northwards. If you’re in Normandy and go north, you walk into the sea…

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Inspirobot is confused–again.

1959 British Motor Corporation introduces the Morris Mini-Minor, better known as the Mini

My husband and I love our Mini’s. We don’t have the originals, but they sure are fun to drive.

Didn’t think the Colin Kaepernick thing was noteworthy enough to annually “celebrate”. Only thing anyone will remember him for.

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