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But she looked so sweet in the first frame!
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nikopka
(NiKopka)
3
Easy answer…just walk away
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whovian
(AdamM1968)
4
This happens to me all the time…ARG!
Ya…she got ugly REAL quick!!!
nevada
(Nevada)
6
I’m pretty sure that’s the story of everyone’s life here.
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Happens to me everyday … yawwwwnnn
My family’s friends will ask for help and always reward me. I just hate when randoms do this. I will tell them to try downloadmoreram.com and leave.
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sewell
(Donald Sewell)
9
I’d be happy to work on your computer. I charge $50.00 an hour or you can clean my house for me.
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I will say, I’ve only been hit up a few times for help but mostly because people are confused by what Demand Gen is or really, who but a company needs my email marketing skillz? 
However, my poor husband who has been in computer security for 15 years, is always on the receiving end of it. His parents are the worst!
Huw3481
(Huw3481)
11
So the rest of the times you’ve been hit up for…?
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That’s the correct way to do business! =D
Damn it, I thought this was a link to a Social Distortion song.
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I get into rage filled fights with my parents about their computer…
“HOW MANY YEARS DOES IT TAKE TO EXPLAIN YOUR COMPUTER! CLICK ON THINGS BEFORE COMING TO ME! NOT MY FAULT YOUR 1GB VISTA E MACHINE FROZE. LEAVE ME ALONE! THE ROUTER DOES NOT CONTROL YOUR COMPUTERS SPEED!!!”
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Oh you work in a bussiness providing bussiness IT support? Handy because I have a problem with;
‘a piece of cheap, knockoff hardware you’ve never heard of’
‘a random (and most likely spy ware) bit of software’
‘my internets, I don’t have enough’
‘my phone, it doesn’t do x y or magically connect to my fridge’
‘my wireless, it has too many cables’
‘my fridge, its not cold enough and I cant sync it with my phone’
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paolo0111
(Paolo0111)
16
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This happens like every day!
bob-13
(Bob_13)
18
First mistake… answer “what do you do” with “I work in IT”… Correct answers are:
A) (serious) I charge people money to assist them with computer issue they could often fix themselves if they tried…
b) (not) I try to avoid killing people for their offences against common sense and the demonstration of increasing levels of stupidity…
Second mistake… answering the second question.
Third: waiting out the “pause”…
I find that if, during the pause, you put your index finger to their lips and say “sssshhhh” you can quickly defuse the situation and avoid any further questioning.
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