Humor & Cartoons
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Day-Care-Parent Small Talk, Translated
Man, this parking lot sure is a nightmare, isnât it?: I hit your car.
By Eddie Small
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Redditors: Immigrants Keep Kidnapping My Wife!!
âWhat to do about the human-trafficking illegal who absconds with my wife once a week and then drops her at home at dawn? Help!
By Mike OâBrien
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Dear Pepper: All the Worldâs a Life Stage
Banish the emptiness of not feeling useful, productive, directed.
By Liana Finck
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Why Do You Want to Be a Knight?
Keep in mind that we donât get to pick which quests we go on, and most of them are pretty Jesus-y.
By Roland High
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Neighborhood Update: Weâve Finally Taken Down Our Christmas Lights
We have been so touched by the flood of D.M.s, the comments posted on Nextdoor, and the notes tied to rocks thrown through our window with heartfelt concerns like âARE YOU KEEPING THEM UP FOREVER??!!!â
By Alyssa Brandt
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Daily Cartoons
1/16
âWhaddya call a hundred lawyers suing the government? A good start.â
Cartoon by Harry Bliss
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âThe protesters seem to be doing some sort of joyful synchronized dance. Is it time to call in the Marines?â
Cartoon by Guy Richards Smit
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âDonât worry, thereâs been no extensive testing done on this crap.â
Cartoon by P. C. Vey
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Cartoon by Brooke Bourgeois
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âHe loves me not.â
Cartoon by Zoe Si
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Cartoon by Adam Douglas Thompson
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âIâm just a bill, a big, beautiful bill, la-la-la, you get it, Iâm cutting Medicaid.â
Cartoon by Jason Adam Katzenstein
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âIt buzzes when the President is ready to pardon me.â
Cartoon by Brendan Loper
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âNone of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.â
Cartoon by David Sipress
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âThat new Knicks player looks eerily like Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, and Spike Lee in a trenchcoat.â
Cartoon by Michael Lukk Litwak
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âWeâre sorry, but the goodbye-party budget was gutted by DOGE.â
Cartoon by Adam Douglas Thompson
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âEvery time I start to think about the water, Trump comes up with another stupid distraction.â
Cartoon by Christopher Weyant
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âIs Nathan Fielder in the room with us right now?â
Cartoon by Jason Adam Katzenstein
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âSure, baseball is boring, but if you learn how to keep score itâs also math.â
Cartoon by Asher Perlman
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âDo you ever get halfway through a book and suddenly remember you read it on some other beach?â
Cartoon by P. C. Vey
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âCanât we just wait a few years and let the ocean come to us?â
Cartoon by Emily Flake
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Day of the Dad
Shouts & Murmurs
Fatherâs Day Gift Guide
Weâve profiled several types of fathers—Business Dad, Tech Dad, Outdoorsy Dad—and paired them with fail-proof gifts.
By Gary Richardson
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Subject Lines of E-mails My Dad Has Sent Me with No Message in the Body
âIs there a way to turn off a TV without the remote love dadâ
By Lauren Bans
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Blueyâs Dad Thinks Heâs So Great
If my parents had had the foresight to name me Bandit, I would be President by now, or at least have some more friends.
By Ellis Rosen
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If You Ever Hurt My Daughter, I Swear to God Iâll Let Her Navigate Her Own Emotional Growth
Every time you two lovebirds go out for frozen yogurt and a movie, I want you to remember THIS: I will be sitting on the front porch with my âREVOLVERâ CD playing, because I really LOVE that WONDERFUL ALBUM.
By Sophie Kohn
Comics
Shouts & Murmurs
Everything Is LinkedIn Now
Iâm thrilled to announce that Iâm hot and have a mysterious and unknowable source of income!
By Natalya Lobanova
More Humor
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Everything My iPhoto Memories Has Chosen to Resurface
A three-minute slide show of my cat, titled âYour closest friends.â
By Julia Edelman and Ginny Hogan
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Pete Hegsethâs Day
One venti vanilla latte with two per cent and extra foam, please. Iâm the one overseeing the F/A-18 Hornets conducting sorties over the Aegean Sea in T minus thirty minutes.
By Teddy Wayne
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A Few Quick Thoughts from Bridezilla!
How do I put this . . . I want to make sure that you all look worse than me, physically.
By Megan Amram
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The Definitive Guide to Types of Oligarchies
Broligarchy: When theyâre not busy fist-pumping, their gravitational pull sucks in government resources and spits out human-rights violations.
By Jennie Egerdie and Sólveig Eva Magnúsdóttir
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Reasons I Havenât Left New York Yet
Iâve gotten too used to crying in public. I could never live somewhere where there is literally any chance that someone might come up to me and ask me whatâs wrong.
By Blythe Roberson
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Production Meeting
Not so different from a Trump Cabinet meeting. Jeff Garlin: âWhen weâre in a scene together, Iâm just watching you in awe.â Susie Essman: âHow lucky we are to be in the presence of such a genius.â
By Larry David
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What the Pope Was Like as a Kid
Bobby was a good guy. But sometimes heâd do weird shit like put his hand on my head, unprompted, which was annoying.
By John Kenney
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Pitch to Cronenberg: Consider the Body Horror of Zara Fit Models
At five inches tall—and six inches tall when sheâs propped up and wearing a hat—Arlene is a Zara XL. And sure, if you go strictly by her taxonomy, she is a sea slug.
By Julie Klausner
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All My Hottest Gandr Dates
A lovelorn librarian experiences five not-so-hot dates in New York City.
By Katie Fricas
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I Never Thought the Trolley Problem Would Happen to Me
Ugh, I wish I had binoculars to see if one of them is Hitler!
By Allegra Leal