Humor & Cartoons

​What to do about the human-trafficking illegal who absconds with my wife once a week and then drops her at home at dawn? Help!

Banish the emptiness of not feeling useful, productive, directed.

Keep in mind that we don’t get to pick which quests we go on, and most of them are pretty Jesus-y.

We have been so touched by the flood of D.M.s, the comments posted on Nextdoor, and the notes tied to rocks thrown through our window with heartfelt concerns like “ARE YOU KEEPING THEM UP FOREVER??!!!”

We’ve profiled several types of fathers—Business Dad, Tech Dad, Outdoorsy Dad—and paired them with fail-proof gifts.

“Is there a way to turn off a TV without the remote love dad”

If my parents had had the foresight to name me Bandit, I would be President by now, or at least have some more friends.

Every time you two lovebirds go out for frozen yogurt and a movie, I want you to remember THIS: I will be sitting on the front porch with my “REVOLVER” CD playing, because I really LOVE that WONDERFUL ALBUM.

Portrait of a President.

I’m thrilled to announce that I’m hot and have a mysterious and unknowable source of income!

How to lose friends and alienate people.

We’ve seen this movie before.