Inspired by the Name that Movie thread, I figured we’d do one for music.

Simple concept; post some lyrics and everyone else tries to guess the song. If you get it right, you go next. If no one gets it in a reasonable time, post more lyrics or a new song.

Also, probably don’t post lyrics with the song title in them. That’s just silly!

Anywho, to start things off, here’s a weird song that any of you internet veterans should know:

“My favorite way to end em’ is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp enters the female pudendum.”

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And it appears I’ve already stumped people. The song was Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by TISM.

Let’s try something a little easier (and older):

“We gotta install microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries.”

Dire Straits - Money for Nuthin’

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You are correct, sir! Or madam… as your name implies.

You’re up!

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“And it don’t matter who you are, If I’m doing my job then it’s your resolve that breaks…”

The latter, thanks

I was hoping to see someone else chime in, but since no one did: The Hook by Blues Traveler.

And for something completely different:

“I fell for you like a child. Oh, but the fire went wild.”

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Nothing like my favorite Johnny Cash song, ring of fire. A lovely song about STD’s

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To be honest, when I read the title I was waiting for screenshots and a music version of “Who’s that Pokemon?”

I’m a little sad lol

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Now you’re supposed to put up the lyrics of a new song.

sorry been a little busy.

You know I love it when the news is bad, And why it feels so good to feel so sad.

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“Only Happy When It Rains” by Garbage

“On a hippie trail, head full of zombie, I met a strange lady, she made me nervous”

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“Down under” by Men at work

“Chipping away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way”

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Ohh, that’s a good one. “Time” by Pink Floyd

“'Cause Lennon’s on sale again, see the mice in their million hordes”

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Damn. I knew that one.

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Bowie, “Life on Mars”! (good tune).

“If you eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in Heaven with your wife?”

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I love this game

“God Shuffled His Feet” by Crash Test Dummies.

“Take my hand and we can walk together across this land”

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“Take My Hand” by Tara Strong

“He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do”

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That’s easy; Stan by Eminem.

“But just before he says goodnight, he looks up with a little smile at me…”

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