Happy Monday folks, and welcome to another week in the land of spice! By the time this is posted, I shall be driving through France on my vacation but don’t worry, I shall not forget you. As a consequence, this edition of the Spark! has a francophone tinge to it. Apologies if there is a slight odour of garlic but I will not apologise for the Bacon.

On This Day – 10th June 1944 – Massacre at Oradour-Sur-Glane

In the days following the invasion of France in June 1944, the French Resistance increased their activity, in order to tie down Axis forces and prevent them from moving north to fight the allies who were still consolidating their beachheads.

Units of the Waffen SS 4th Panzer Grenadier Regiment were informed by Vichy Milice members that an SS officer had been taken by the Maquis du Limousin resistance group in the village of Oradour-Sur-Vayres, about 30km from Oradour-Sur Glane.

In retaliation, the German troops moved in to the village from Limoges and sealed off both ends, only a few people managed to flee before the village was closed off. The residents were herded into the centre of the village for identity checks. Men were separated from the women and children, who were locked in the church. The men were split into groups in barns and sheds, where they were shot and the buildings set on fire. The church was set alight with incendiary devices and attempted escapees were machine gunned.

The only survivor was Robert Hebras, who was 18 at the time and was a vocal advocate for reconciliation between France and Germany. Post war, President De Gaulle ordered that the village be preserved as a memorial to those who died. I have visited the site and it is both chilling and inspirational.

Read more here.

Also on this day:

1793 – The Jacobins take control of the Committee of Public Safety in the French Revolution

1863 – French troops capture Mexico City during the Mexican Intervention

1935 – Dr Robert Smith takes his last drink and co-founds Alcoholics Anonymous

1977 – James Earl Ray escapes from Bushy Mountain State Penitentiary in Tennessee

2018 – Opportunity Rover sends its last message back to Earth from Mars

Arrivals

1921 – Jean Robic, French cyclist and Tour de France winner

1921 – Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, consort of HM Queen Elizabeth II

1932 – Pierre Cartier, French mathematician and academic

1954 – Rich Hall, US comedian, actor and producer

1962 – Gina Gershon, US actress (‘Cocktail’, ‘Showgirls’, ‘Face Off’)

Departures

1899 – Ernest Chausson, French composer

1967 – Spencer Tracy, US actor (‘Captains Courageous’, ‘Test Pilot’, ‘Boys Town’)

1991 – Jean Bruller, French writer and underground publisher for the French Resistance

2004 – Odette Laure, French actress and singer

2012 – Georges Mathieu, French artist and academic

The Funnies:

Recipe of the day: Quiche Lorraine

This French inspired recipe from BBC Food is quick and easy and contains the obligatory bacon.

Ingredients

For the pastry

· 175g/6oz plain flour, plus extra for dusting

· 75g/2¾oz butter, plus extra for greasing

· salt

For the filling

· 250g/9oz cheddar, grated

· 4 tomatoes, sliced (optional)

· 200g/7oz streaky bacon, chopped

· 5 free-range eggs, beaten

· 100ml/3½fl oz milk

· 200ml/7fl oz double cream

· 2 sprigs fresh thyme

· freshly ground black pepper

Method

  1. To make the pastry, sift the flour together with a pinch of salt in a large bowl. Rub in the butter until you have a soft breadcrumb texture. Add enough cold water to make the crumb mixture come together to form a firm dough, and then rest it in the fridge for 30 minutes.

  2. Roll out the pastry on a light floured surface and line a 22cm/8½in well-buttered flan dish. Don’t cut off the edges of the pastry yet. Chill again.

  3. Preheat the oven to 190C/170C Fan/Gas 5.

  4. Remove the pastry case from the fridge and line the base of the pastry with baking parchment and then fill it with baking beans. Place on a baking tray and bake blind for 20 minutes. Remove the beans and parchment and return to the oven for another five minutes to cook the base

  5. Reduce the temperature of the oven to 160C/140C Fan/Gas 3.

  6. Sprinkle the cheese into the pastry base and add the sliced tomatoes if you are using them. Fry the bacon pieces until crisp and sprinkle over them over the top.

  7. Combine the eggs with the milk and cream in a bowl and season well. Pour over the bacon and cheese. Sprinkle the thyme over the top and trim the edges of the pastry.

  8. Bake for 30–40 minutes, or until set. Allow to cool and set further.

  9. Trim the pastry edges to get a perfect edge and then serve in wedges.

Quote of the Day:

“Terry Pratchett lives in England, an island off the coast of France, where he spends his time writing Discworld novels in accordance with the Very String Anthropic Principle, which holds that the entire Purpose of the Universe is to make possible a being that will live in England, an island off the coast of France, and spend his time writing Discworld novels. Which is exactly what he does. Which proves the whole business true. Any questions?” (Equal Rites)

– Sir Terry Pratchett

Comic of the Day:

xkcd

Mouseover: ‘I’m an H denier, in that I refuse to consider loose protons to be real hydrogen, so I personally believe it stands for ‘pretend’.

Image Credit: https://xkcd.com/2943

Explain XKCD: explain xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

If musical differences caused you to miss @repairatrooper’s Spark! from Friday, you can organise your reunion tour here:

(Spark! Pro Series - June 7th, 2024)

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Today’s history lesson was a good read.

Ooooohhh, I love a nice quiche, especially if it has bacon in it.

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Also, England is an island that rides on top of 3 giant elephants who are in turn standing on the back of a giant turtle.

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I thought it was 4… hence the book “The Fifth Elephant”

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1, 2 … 5! I have a hard time with counting,

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Three sir, three!

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Angelic Chorus! BOOM! RIGHT!

@Steve6343 great Spark and YAY GARLIC!
@DailyLlama Leeloo Dallas, give you a Multipass to the Fifth Element.

On This Day – 10th June 1944 – Massacre at Oradour-Sur-Glane: The Nazis took a strategy from the Vikings.
1793: Liberté, égalité, fraternité
CotD: I always wondered what the ‘p’ stood for.
Inspirobot: I gave up on that.

@mike-eaton It is turtles all the way down.

@tim-smith Actually you have to watch out for cats, they are the smartest animals. They know MU…

Since @Steve6343 is going to France, here is my French musical Selection:

@gurugabe1 @jemjules @Panda-Marie @shreddie @ich-ni-san @agentofpork

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Certainly Discworld rests upon 4 elephants (namely Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon, and Jerakeen), but England may only have 3…

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Someone read Candide!

Randall has a point. If I exist because I am two parts of a whole, am I still me when one half of me has gone on walkabout? Or what if the free ranging proton is from a different atom entirely?? is that pLi or pU??

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So, is Inspirobot trying to tell us to take a long walk off a short dock?

The read on Oradour-sur-Glane is certainly worth the time. History doesn’t have to be studied by everyone, but everyone should read enough to appreciate its significance. Thank you for the link @Steve6343

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2016: Canadian ice hockey player Gordie Howe—who was one of the game’s best players, known for his extraordinary puck handling, wrist shots, and legendary toughness—died in Toledo, Ohio
2007: HBO aired the last episode of its landmark TV series The Sopranos, which centered on Mafia boss and family man Tony Soprano (played by James Gandolfini).
1940: Italy, under the rule of Benito Mussolini, declared war against France and Great Britain, entering World War II.
1692: First Salem witch hanging
1752: Benjamin Franklin flies a kite during a thunderstorm
1881: Tolstoy disguises himself as a peasant and leaves on a pilgrimage

1928: Maurice Sendak, author “Where the Wild Things Are”
1922: Judy Garland - American singer and actress
1977: Benjamin Millepied - French dancer and choreographer

National Iced Tea Day

@HulkSmash @panda-marie @lamocon @jameswalker20 @shreddie @jemjules @cooperjs1 @ismoonastar @ich-ni-san @agentofpork

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A good quiche always hits the spot for a Sunday brunch. Stupid easy to make and totes air fry-able.

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Not to be confused with [ICE T - German tilting electric multiple-unit high-speed trains in service with DB Fernverkehr, commonly known as ICE T](ICE T - Wikipedia)

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How many different Ice Tea (Ice T) do you think there are?

Ice-T (born 1958), American rapper and actor
Allen Icet (born 1957), Missouri politician

Ice tea or Iced tea, a beverage made from tea and ice
ICE T, a variant of the German ICE high-speed train
Aechmea ‘Ice-T’, a Bromeliad cultivar flowering plant
Institute for the Certification of Engineering Technicians, part of the National Institute for Certification in Engineering Technologies
International Coalition to End Torture, a global NGO
International Consultation on English Texts, now named the English Language Liturgical Consultation, a worldwide association

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Ice-T has really surprised me with his acting chops - not many rappers let alone musicians have made the transition he has.

For Monday I give you Wage War:

@Panda-Marie @jameswalker20 @gurugabe1

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I do not understand how these things happened.

Are you ok Inspirobot? This is somewhat useful.

@gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie

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Things like this still happen today. If we start to understand that “human nature” is not basically good, but is actually basically selfish, self-serving, and possibly evil if left unchecked, then we can begin to understand not only how these things happen but also how we can avoid repeating such history.

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RIP ROVER

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I don’t disagree with you.

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