Today in History: 17 June

1462 – Vlad III the Impaler (Dracula) attempts to assassinate Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II in a night attack at Târgoviște, its failure forces him to retreat from Wallachia

1535 – Trial of English Catholic Cardinal John Fischer for treason at Westminster Hall – found guilty and later hanged

1579 – English navigator Francis Drake lands on the coast of California at Drakes Bay, names it “New Albion”

1631 – Mumtaz Mahal dies during childbirth. Her husband, Mughal emperor Shah Jahan I, then spends more than 20 years building her tomb, the Taj Mahal

1755 – Future explorer James Cook joins the Royal Navy as an able-bodied seaman at Wapping, East London

1788 – After a lengthy stay in Europe, future US President John Adams and his wife Abigail Adams return to Boston

1837 – Charles Goodyear obtains his first rubber patent

1885 – Statue of Liberty arrives in NYC aboard French ship ‘Isere’

1928 – Amelia Earhart leaves Newfoundland to become 1st woman (passenger) to fly Atlantic

1939 – Last public guillotining in France. Eugen Weidmann, a convicted murderer, is guillotined in Versailles outside the prison Saint-Pierre

1950 – 1st kidney transplant (Chicago)

1988 – Microsoft releases MS-DOS 4.0

1988 – Soyuz TM-5 launches

1996 – Howard Stern Radio Show premiers in Syracuse, New York on WAQX 95.7 FM

2021 – China launches its Shenzhou-12 spacecraft with three astronauts arriving at its new space station Tiangong six and a half hours later

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1239 – Edward 1, King of England

1682 – Charles XII, King of Sweden

1871 – James Weldon Johnson, American Harlem Renaissance poet, lyricist, civil rights activist, and leader of the NAACP

1882 – Harold Gillies, New Zealand born father of modern plastic surgery

1943 – Barry Manilow, American pop singer and piano player

1965 – Dan Jansen, American speed skater

1980 – Venus Williams, American tennis star

1987 – Kendrick Lamar, American Grammy Award and Pulitzer Prize-winning hip hop singer-songwriter

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1719 – Joseph Addison, English essayist, playwright, poet, and Whig politician

1947 – Maxwell Perkins, American editor and publisher for Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Thomas Wolfe

2012 – Rodney King, African American motorist beaten by Los Angeles police officers

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Mouseover: Sure, this exoplanet we discovered may seem hostile to life, but our calculations suggest it’s actually in the accretion disc’s habitable zone.

Explain XKCD 3103: Exoplanet System - explain xkcd

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Inspirobot Sometimes Controversial Inspirational Quote of the Day:

In case you missed it, you can go take a look at yesterday’s Blooming Spark! by @steve6343 over here

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Successful or otherwise?

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delivery for USA… 1 statue of liberty… is 'ere.

just me or a terrible pun waiting to be let out of the box. apologies in advance

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Were there people who joined as disabled-bodied seamen?

1994: O.J. Simpson leads L.A. police on a low-speed chase. I believe he is still looking for the killer from beyond the grave.
1940: The Soviet Red Army invaded Latvia, which led to the incorporation of the country into the U.S.S.R.. I guess they didn’t run into Dr. Doom. Yes, I know, Latveria.
1930: The United States imposed the protectionist Smoot-Hawley Tariff, raising the average tariff by approximately 20 percent and exacerbating an already beleaguered global economy. And history repeats itself.

1898: M.C. Escher - Dutch artist
1882: Igor Stravinsky - Russian composer

@atruex @georgeSVFC @yellowshirtcc @ich-ni-san @jemjules @hulksmash @panda-marie @chrisdavis8 @jameswalker20 @machomanrandall @DailyLlama @Nerf_Herder

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Well, Inspribot, I have a big gob. Does that count as being seeming loud?

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2021 – China launches its Shenzhou-12 spacecraft with three astronauts arriving at its new space station Tiangong six and a half hours later

Even with today’s technology this is a scary and daunting task. Who do you think sleep less the night before? The astronauts or the ground crew (mission control)? :sweat_smile:

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Yes…

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When I first read that, I saw “China launches its Shenzhou”, “12 spacecraft with three astronauts arriving at its new space station Tiangong six and a half hours later.” I thought, ‘Wow, that’s a daunting task of launching 12 spacecraft at the same time.’

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Seem Loud - should I try ventriloquism? Make is sound like Mike is the loud one in the office?

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QotD is profound!

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The comic of the day is on point: astronomy is hard!

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If Boy George lived during that time he would not have sung “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” . Instead it would have been “I’ll Tumbrel 4 Ya”.

He writes the songs that make the whole world sing.

Popeye disagrees, “Enough is enough, and enough is too much!”

I have Escher velvet (black light posters). I need to, carefully, unroll and hang them in my office.

I will be absent for a few days. I am flying to San Diego, US aka Sandy Eggo. Picking up my sister and driving back to Nashville. Four flight there and 21 hours of driving back. YAY FUN!

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@Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8 @gurugabe1 @HulkSmash

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That sounds like a heck of a road trip…

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Sorry, just occurred to me what was wrong. I’ve never heard it called Able Bodied Seaman before, only Able Seaman, so I looked it up:

An Able Bodied Seaman (also called an Able Seaman, or just AB for short) works on a ship’s deck and is two ranks above the Deckhands, a rank above an Ordinary Seaman (OS), because they have more experience on their seafarer resume and more sea time under their belt. They answer directly to the Bosun who is in charge of the deck crew and the contact between crew and officers.

What Does an Able Seaman Do? - AB Jobs at Sea - Martide

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They could still be a disabled able bodied seaman.
Good Spark today!
Anyone seen these?

@jameswalker20 @gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8

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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.

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You triggered a song, so here you go:

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Wow…this guy needs professional help. Is this what the kids listen to these days?? :winking_face_with_tongue:

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That’s not a new song (though it’s not ‘old’ yet either) and yes, that guy does need help!!

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What’s a rubber patent? Is just an ordinary patent printed on rubber or is it one that bounces if you try to claim on it?

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