Spring is here, the blossom is out and the sun is (sort-of) shining in these parts. In the spirit of fresh starts and new beginnings, we begin another week with a collection of trivia to brighten up your Monday.

On This Day – April 17th 1970 – Apollo 13 Returns safely to Earth after an oxygen tank explodes

Apollo 11 was scheduled to become the USA’s third moon landing, following on from those of Apollo 11 and 12. During the third day of the missions journey to the moon, Mission Control requested that the crew stir the oxygen tanks to try and identify an issue with a malfunctioning pressure sensor. The crew duly flicked the switch on and off again a few seconds later (I didn’t realise they worked in IT!) Around a minute and a half afterwards, there was a large bang and temporary loss of power.

This led to the now famous and often misquoted message from mission commander Jim Lovell “Houston, we’ve had a problem”. Once it was determined that there was a problem with the oxygen system, the crew which, in addition to Lovell, comprised Command Module pilot Jack Swigert and Lunar Module pilot Fred Haise, moved into the Lunar module which was used as a lifeboat whilst preparations were made to loop the ship around the moon for a return journey to Earth.

The crew and control worked together to fashion a makeshift CO2 scrubber, enabling the cartridges from the Command Module to be used in the Lunar Module, which had never been designed to support three crewmembers for such an extended period of time.

The flight and the fate of the crew drew the attention of the world and millions of people tuned in to watch the astronauts splashdown in the Pacific Ocean. The story has been told in numerous books, films and TV programmes but the most remembered is the 1995 Ron Howard movie starring Tom Hanks.

Read more here .

Also on this day

1387 – The characters in Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” start their pilgrimage to Canterbury

1907 – Ellis Island processes 11,747 immigrants to the US, its largest daily total

1960 – Car crash in Chippenham, UK, kills Eddie Cochran and injures Gene Vincent

1969 – Sirhan Sirhan convicted of the murder of Robert F Kennedy

2014 – NASA’s Kepler space telescope confirms the discovery of an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star

Arrivals

1918 – William Holden, US actor (Sunset Boulevard, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Wild Bunch)

1929 – James Last, German musician and bandleader

1940 – Billy Fury, British singer and actor (Halfway to Paradise, That’ll be the Day (movie))

1955 – Pete Shelley, British musician (The Buzzcocks)

1957 – Nick Hornby, British author and srcreenwriter (High Fidelity, About a Boy)

Departures

1790 – Benjamin Franklin, US polymath, politician and founding father

1997 – Chaim Herzog, Israeli soldier, politician and former president

1998 – Linda McCartney, US photographer, musician and activist

2014 – Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Colombian writer and Nobel Laureate

2018 – Barbara Bush, former First Lady of the United States

The Funnies:

Recipe of the day: Ham and Vegetable Bake

Another recipe from BBC Food which is tasty and ideal for busy weeknights.

Ingredients

· 900g/2lb frozen cauliflower or broccoli, or a mix of both

· 1 tbsp butter

· 1 medium onion , sliced

· 2 tbsp plain flour

· 400ml/14fl oz milk (any variety)

· 200g/7oz mature cheddar , coarsely grated

· 1 tsp mustard (optional)

· 300g/10½oz shredded gammon or ham (see recipe tips)

· salt and black pepper

Method

  1. Preheat the oven to 200C/180C Fan/Gas 6.

  2. A third fill a large saucepan with water and bring to the boil. Add the cauliflower and/or broccoli and return to the boil. Once it’s boiling, remove from the heat and drain well.

  3. Melt the butter in a large saucepan and gently fry the onion for 3–4 minutes, or until softened but not coloured. Stir in the flour and cook for around 30 seconds before slowly adding the milk a little at a time. Cook for 4–5 minutes, or until thickened, stirring constantly. Add two-thirds of the cheese, the cooked gammon or ham and the mustard, if using. Simmer very gently for 1–2 minutes, or until the cheese melts. Season to taste with salt and pepper.

  4. Scatter the vegetables over a shallow ovenproof dish and pour the sauce over the top. Sprinkle with the remaining cheese.

  5. Bake for around 20 minutes, or until golden brown on top and bubbling. Serve immediately.

Quote of the Day:

“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.” (Small Gods)

– Sir Terry Pratchett

Comic of the Day:

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Mouseover: “The E’s wedding invitation definitely used the word LOVE more times than was strictly necessary.”

Image Credit: xkcd: Linguistics Gossip

Explain XKCD: explain xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

If you missed @repairatrooper ’s extremely safe, crumple-zone equipped Spark! from Friday, find it here:

( Spark! Pro Series - April 14th, 2023 )

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I know I can’t avoid getting old, Inspirobot, but I am working on not being fat in the process.

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It might be spring for you folks not in the US Midwest, but the white stuff has returned out in my neck of the woods. None of it is sticking on the roads, but definitely an annoying reminder that I live in WI.

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Second…

The Spark! arrived early today.

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I think that first line was meant to be “Apollo 13 was scheduled to become the USA’s third moon landing…”

Mondays are fun, aren’t they?

@stevemorton9584

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Benjamin Franklin went to Ellis Island and pointed his Kepplar telescope so far into space that he saw an Earth-like planet. Later observations revealed that his telescope was facing the wrong way, and he was actually looking at Earth.

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Working on it Inspirobot, working on it :slight_smile:

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Way ahead of you, Inspirobot.

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I have the same problem that PTerry is talking about… I talk in Technical, and the people with me are listening in User.

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I still have a ~6ft snow mountain in my yard from the street crews who just ran out of places to put. I know I’m gonna have to mow around it.

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When your users refuse to listen in anything other than User, use a Lart to correct the behavior.

@jontydda

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QotD: Hearing is easy, listening is hard.
CotD: I love ligated letters
That’s just the way it is, Mr. Bot, but as I get old, does not mean I have to group up.

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“2014 – NASA’s Kepler space telescope confirms the discovery of an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star”

We need a much bigger planet than another Earth-sized planet!

That way it takes us way longer to screw it up!

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Apollo 13 Returns safely to Earth after an oxygen tank explodes

Apollo 11 was scheduled to become the USA’s third moon landing, following on from those of Apollo 11 and 12.

I didn’t know Apollo 11 followed Apollo 11 AND 12? Wow! Nasa already had time travel! (Que the conspiracy theories!) :wink:

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Inspirobot - Get old and get fat

Way ahead of you little buddy :rofl:

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God Bless Benjamin Franklin!

That recipe sounds really good!

That is a good QOTD there!

Inspirobot getting already there. lol

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If you missed The Repairatrooper’s extremely safe, crumple-zone equipped Spark! from Friday, find it here:

( Spark! Pro Series - April 14th, 2023 )

Interesting description for the Friday Spark…

@stevemorton9584

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Inspirobot has two thirds of the Jim Morrison way of living, Get old, get fat, and grow a beard. Then you become “Old and in the Way”…

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Welcome to the land of fat fingered Freddie!

I would edit it but as so many people of commented, it would be churlish of me. This is what happens when you spend ages trying to find a suitable subject for a Spark! and then write it up in 10 minutes!

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Inspirobot: I’m not quite old enough to fart dust, yet fat enough that when I visit the beach, small children point and scream: “Throw her back in the water - she’ll DIE!!!”

For Linda:

I love learning new things about old music. I had no idea that Layne Staley was the lead singer for Mad Season:

And in keeping with grunge collaborations:

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