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Today in History: May 17, 1943 US Army and University of Pennsylvania Sign Contract to Develop ENIAC

On May 17, 1943, a momentous contract was signed between the US Army and the University of Pennsylvania, marking the beginning of an extraordinary project. This collaborative effort aimed to develop and construct ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), an early computing system that would revolutionize the field. The US Army’s Ballistics Research Laboratory spearheaded this ambitious endeavor, recognizing the potential for advancements in their calculations of ballistic firing tables.

ENIAC distinguished itself by being the first system to embrace vacuum tubes, a breakthrough technology surpassing the limitations of electromagnetic switches. The brilliant minds behind its design were J. Presper Eckert and John William Mauchly, hailing from the esteemed University of Pennsylvania. The construction of this groundbreaking computer took place at the university’s Moore School of Electrical Engineering, operating under the code name “Project PX.” Its development came at a substantial cost of nearly $500,000, reflecting the magnitude and ambition of the undertaking.

Finally, on February 14, 1946, the world witnessed the grand unveiling of ENIAC, a moment that would forever alter the landscape of computing. Its operational phase commenced, diligently carrying out its tasks until November 9, 1946. Recognizing its remarkable potential, ENIAC underwent an extensive refurbishment, including a memory upgrade, in preparation for its next chapter.

In 1947, with renewed vigor, ENIAC found a new home at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds in Maryland. This transfer of location marked a pivotal moment, ensuring its continued service to advance scientific and military calculations. On the momentous day of July 29, the computer hummed back to life, its circuits pulsating with electric energy. From that day onward, ENIAC tirelessly operated, achieving unparalleled computational feats, until 1955.

Also of interest on May 17th

· 1902 – Greek archaeologist Valerios Stais discovers the Antikythera mechanism , an ancient mechanical analog computer .

· 1969Venera program : Soviet Venera 6 begins its descent into the atmosphere of Venus , sending back atmospheric data before being crushed by pressure.

· 1973Watergate scandal : Televised hearings begin in the United States Senate .

· 1977Nolan Bushnell opened the first ShowBiz Pizza Place (later renamed Chuck E. Cheese ) in San Jose, California . Also founded Atari, Inc.

· 1984Prince Charles calls a proposed addition to the National Gallery , London, a “monstrous carbuncle on the face of a much-loved and elegant friend”, sparking controversies on the proper role of the Royal Family and the course of modern architecture .

· 1995Shawn Nelson steals an M60 tank from the California Army National Guard Armory in San Diego and proceeds to go on a rampage.

· 2006 – The aircraft carrier USS Oriskany is sunk in the Gulf of Mexico as an artificial reef .

Births on This Day

· 1934 – Ronald Wayne , American computer scientist, co-founded Apple Computer

· 1936Dennis Hopper , American actor and director (d. 2010)

· 1940Alan Kay , American computer scientist and academic

· 1955Bill Paxton , American actor and director (d. 2017)

· 1956 – Bob Saget , American comedian, actor, and television host (d. 2022)

· 1960 – Simon Fuller , English talent manager and producer, created the Idols series

· 1961Enya , Irish singer-songwriter and producer

· 1965Trent Reznor , American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and producer

· 1970 – Jordan Knight , American singer-songwriter and actor

· 1976Kandi Burruss , American singer-songwriter, producer, and actress

· 1988Nikki Reed , American actress, singer, and screenwriter

Deaths on This Day

· 1911Frederick August Otto Schwarz , German-American businessman, founded FAO Schwarz (b. 1836)

· 1917Clara Ayres , American nurse (b. 1880)

· 1992Lawrence Welk , American accordion player and bandleader (b. 1903)

· 2004 – Tony Randall , American actor (b. 1920)

· 2005Frank Gorshin , American actor (b. 1934)

· 2012 – Donna Summer , American singer-songwriter (b. 1948)

Holidays Today

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May 17 Holidays & National Days | 2023 Calendar (nationaltoday.com)

The Funnies:

ChatGPT Song of the Day:

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(Verse 1)

Sittin’ at my desk, just a-clickin’ away

Working in the IT zone, where I’m meant to play

Gotta keep it cool, keep the servers runnin’ smooth

I’m the master of the network, in the IT groove

(Chorus)

Hot stuff, I’m on fire, can’t you see?

I’m the tech guru, blazing through the IT sea

Hot stuff, I’m connected day and night

Fixing bugs, securing data, yeah, I do it right

(Verse 2)

Diving in the code, lines of commands in my hand

Debugging like a champ, I’m the troubleshootin’ man

With my keyboard skills, I’m the wizard of the code

Building systems, programming dreams, watch 'em unfold

(Chorus)

Hot stuff, I’m on fire, can’t you see?

I’m the tech guru, blazing through the IT sea

Hot stuff, I’m connected day and night

Fixing bugs, securing data, yeah, I do it right

(Bridge)

I’ll protect your files, keep 'em safe and sound

From viruses and hackers, I won’t let 'em be found

Data encryption, firewalls up high

I’m the guardian of your information in the digital sky

(Chorus)

Hot stuff, I’m on fire, can’t you see?

I’m the tech guru, blazing through the IT sea

Hot stuff, I’m connected day and night

Fixing bugs, securing data, yeah, I do it right

(Verse 3)

Upgrading systems, bringing innovation near

Makin’ networks faster, eliminating fear

In this digital world, I’m the captain at the helm

Navigating through the cloud, like a digital realm

(Chorus)

Hot stuff, I’m on fire, can’t you see?

I’m the tech guru, blazing through the IT sea

Hot stuff, I’m connected day and night

Fixing bugs, securing data, yeah, I do it right

(Outro)

So next time you need help with your tech endeavor

Call on me, your IT savior, I’ll be there forever

Hot stuff, IT’s my game, no challenge too tough

I’ll keep your systems runnin’ smooth, hot stuff, hot stuff!

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Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

In case you missed yesterday’s laser focused Spark! by @vikingmichael you can catch it here .

What I am listening to today: https://youtu.be/KhcaPNuaJNU

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looking for Panda-Marie…

@panda-marie

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2006 – The aircraft carrier USS Oriskany is sunk in the Gulf of Mexico as an artificial reef.

My dad served on the Oriskany as an electronics tech.

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Wow… That is pretty darn cool… And we thank him for his service.

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Thank him for his his service!

@suzanne-spiceworks

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@ismoonastar ​ Panda-Marie is pandering.

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CotD pair that with Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart and you stand alone.

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I don’t know when I learned that they sunk ships for artificial reefs but that is pretty cool! Still has purpose! Yes, we do thank him for his service.

Also, I ask anyone in the Navy, how is the food. I heard once that it’s really good.

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Rewrite the song “Hot Stuff” by Donna Summer to be Systems Administrator themed:

Verse 1

I’m a systems administrator, I’m here to keep your systems running smoothly. I’m the one who fixes the problems, When your servers go down.

Chorus

I’m hot stuff, I’m the best there is. I can handle anything you throw at me, I’m a systems administrator.

Verse 2

I’m not afraid of a challenge, I’m always up for a new task. I’m a problem solver, I’m a systems administrator.

Chorus

I’m hot stuff, I’m the best there is. I can handle anything you throw at me, I’m a systems administrator.

Bridge

I’m the one who keeps your business running, I’m the one who makes sure your data is safe. I’m the systems administrator, And I’m the best there is.

Chorus

I’m hot stuff, I’m the best there is. I can handle anything you throw at me, I’m a systems administrator.

Outro

So if you’re looking for someone to keep your systems running smoothly, Look no further than a systems administrator. We’re hot stuff, And we’re the best there is.

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Today is National Idaho Day?

Where’s my tater?

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National Linda Day

Linda, Linda, Linda… When is it gonna be Randy, Randy, Randy?!

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Thank you Idaho for all the potatoes.

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Thanks for covering @lonnyl ​, just had so much on that I didn’t have enough time to write it this week!

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Please don’t make me get Austin Powers after you.

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“I’m so mad I could stomp!”

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I live Bob Saget’s quote when I’m trail running except I yell “TURBO BOOST ACTIVATED!” and the folks behind me somehow get faster.

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Could be worse. It could be National Marsha Day.

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Bob Saget is correct and Inspirobot may be correct but without data, I don’t know.

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Inspirobot has been hanging around with ner-do-well AI’s again I see. Someone hit the reset will you?

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Or worse still. It could be national Karen Day.

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