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On This Day – 19th May – A busy day for the Tudors!

There seems to be something about May the 19th and the House of Tudor. On 19th May 1499, Catherine of Aragon was married by proxy to Arthur, Prince of Wales, the elder brother of Henry VIII. Catherine had been betrothed to Arthur since she was 3 and the proxy marriage took place 10 years later. She moved to England and married Prince Arthur in 1501. Unfortunately, young Arthur was not a well chap and died 5 months later. Catherine remained in England, serving for a time as the Aragonese ambassador to the English court, and eventually married Henry VIII, from whom she was famously divorced.

The woman for whose hand Henry left Catherine, setting up his own church just to make sure he could obtain an annulment, was Anne Boleyn. Anne was pretty, witty and intellectual, speaking French fluently. She was a religious reformist, quietly espousing the Protestant cause. Henry was besotted with Anne and when her pregnancy produced a daughter, the future Elizabeth I, he swallowed his disappointment and was sure that his longed-for male heir would follow. Alas, this was not to be and before long Henry became annoyed at having no sons and infatuated with another woman at court, Jane Seymour. He had Anne investigated for Treason, amongst other things, and on this day in 1536, Anne was beheaded. Historians still remain to be convinced as to the verity of the charges against Anne, due to confessions being obtained by Thomas Cromwell under torture.

The Tudors had still not finished with 19th May. The unwanted daughter, Elizabeth, had become queen following the deaths of first her younger brother Edward VI (son of Jane Seymour) and then her elder sister Mary I. Given the nature of the English church’s schism with Rome, its existence was tenuous. The Catholic powers of Europe regarded Elizabeth as a heretic and plots to kill the queen were perceived constantly, with Catholic spies presumed to be around every corner. Mary Queen of Scots was Elizabeths cousin and a fervent Catholic. She had been arrested in Scotland and forced to abdicate in favour of her son, James VI (who would become James I of England upon Elizabeth’s death). Mary escaped custody and fled south, seeking asylum with her cousin, the English queen. Elizabeth and her advisors decided that they could not use an English army to restore Mary to the throne of Scotland but nor could they risk her escaping to Catholic France and becoming a potential claimant to the English throne. Therefore, on this day in 1568 Elizabeth had Mary arrested. She would remain under relatively pleasant house arrest until her implication in the Babington Plot of 1586 saw her executed at Fotheringay Castle.

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Also on this day:

1802 – Napoleon founds the Legion of Honour, still France’s highest civil and military award.
1962 – Marilyn Monroe sings (albeit prematurely) ‘Happy Birthday’ to John F Kennedy
1996 – Space Shuttle Endeavour is launched on mission STS-77
2000 – Space Shuttle Atlantis is launched on mission STS-101 to resupply the ISS
2018 – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are married at St. Georges Chapel, Windsor

Arrivals

1928 – Colin Chapman, British engineer and businessman, founder of Lotus Cars
1938 – Herbie Flowers, British musician, played bass on Lou Reed’s ‘Walk on the Wild Side’
1945 – Pete Townshend, British musician and songwriter (The Who)
1954 – Phil Rudd, Australian drummer (AC/DC)
1956 – Martyn Ware, British musician and songwriter (The Human League, Heaven 17)

Departures

1935 – TE Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia), British soldier and archaeologist
1971 – Ogden Nash, US poet and humourist
1984 – John Betjeman, British poet and academic
1994 – Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis, 37th First Lady of the United States
2023 – Andy Rourke, British bass player (The Smiths)

The Funnies:

Recipe of the day: Easy Chicken and Chorizo Rice

This recipe from BBC Food is a quick and easy one-pot recipe for when you’re in a hurry.

Ingredients

Method

  1. Heat the olive oil in a large saucepan with a tight-fitting lid and fry the chorizo over a high heat for 1 minute. Add the onion and fry for a further minute, then add the chicken and garlic and cook for 5 minutes.
  2. Add the pepper and basmati rice and stir well to combine. Pour in the chicken stock and stir, then turn the heat down as low as it will go, put the lid on and leave for 12 minutes.
  3. Turn the heat off but do not remove the lid and leave for a further 12 minutes, then remove the lid and give it a good stir with a fork. The water should be absorbed. Season to taste with salt and black pepper and serve straight away.

Quote of the Day:

“Plutonium may give you grief for thousands of years, but Arsenic is for ever.” (Good Omens)

– Sir Terry Pratchett

Comic of the Day:

Mouseover: “Turning in other directions can be accomplished by using a magnetized centerboard and ocean currents, since a current flowing through a magnetic field induces a Laplace force.”

Image Credit: https://xkcd.com/3090

Explain XKCD: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:


(I hope not, as when I retire in a couple of weeks, people will still remember me!)

If you missed Friday’s pre-recorded Spark! from @Lonny6654, you can find it here:

(Spark! Pro series – 16th May 2025)

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Happy Monday! Let’s hope it’s a good one.

Today’s a great day for Australian, and English musician birthdays.

No, Inspirobot, no one forgets about idiots, especially you. :fire:

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That’s the problem with idiots… they are always the most memorable people. Sometimes because they’re the most entertaining, but mostly because they make you hold your head in your hands and cry.

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I will have to make that!

Never thought of it like that, but it is true.

Especially those who put in a ticket Federal Martial instead of Federal Marshall. I will never forget that ticket.

A selection of bands that have The as the first word.

Just because:

@Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8 @gurugabe1 @HulkSmash

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I can objectively say that idiots are ones you usually don’t forget.

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Idiots tend to be memorable because they leave a stain on the fabric of the universe in proportion to the magnitude of the idiocy raised to the tenth power.

This may in fact explain the origin of dark matter.

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Great Spark!
ME →
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays - GIF - Imgur

Inorganic or organic?

@jameswalker20 @gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8

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1884: Ringling Bros. Circus formed
1836: Young Cynthia Anne Parker was kidnapped during a Native American raid
1897: Poet and playwright Oscar Wilde is released after two years in prison

1925: Malcolm X - American Muslim leader
1992: Sam Smith - British singer-songwriter
1941: James P. Hoffa - American labor leader. (Still missing, have you found him yet?)

July 4, 1804 - May 19, 1864: Nathaniel Hawthorne - American writer

Are they still together?

NATIONAL ROADIE DAY

@atruex @georgeSVFC @yellowshirtcc @ich-ni-san @jemjules @hulksmash @panda-marie @chrisdavis8 @jameswalker20 @machomanrandall @DailyLlama

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@gurugabe1 Yet, amidst this tumultuous year, they have a jubilant milestone approaching as they get ready to observe their seventh wedding anniversary.

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“Rock the Casbah” To this day, when that comes on my radio, the volume goes up. I love the piano in this song. It’s also a good driving song. Thanks.

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Lawrence of Arabia still stands up to the test of time. Amazing film. I got to see a re-re-re-release of it in the '90s I think, intermission and all. It was my first and only film that had an intermission.

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Comments on today’s Spark, lots of Tudor connections losing their heads.
I still believe Colin Chapman was killed by the stress of making the DeLorean
TE Lawrence reminds me that I never finished reading “The Seven Pillars of Wisdom”
and could the UK please take back Harry and Megan, having a third string royal sticking his oar in US politics is annoying

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No Inspirobot, my wife never forgets me.

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