Today in History: 29 April

1429 – Joan of Arc arrives at the siege of Orleans

1707 – English and Scottish parliaments accept Act of Union; creates the United Kingdom of Great Britain

1715 – English Astronomer John Flamsteed observes Uranus for 6th time

1813 – First US rubber patent is granted to Jacob F. Hummel

1852 – First edition of Peter Roget’s Thesaurus is published in Britain and has never been out of print since

1872 – Jesse James’ gang robs a bank of $1,500 in Columbia, Kentucky, killing bank employee Robert A.C. Martin during the crime

1927 – Construction of Spirit of St Louis (the monoplane which Charles Lindburgh was to fly across the Atlantic) is completed

1967 – Aretha Franklin releases her single “Respect” (written by Otis Redding), Billboard Song of the Year 1967

1992 – Jury acquits Los Angeles Police Department officers on charges of excessive force in the beating of Rodney King; the decision sparks massive riots in the city

2004 – Oldsmobile builds its final car ending 107 years of production

2019 – Sports Illustrated features a Muslim model, Halima Aden, in a Burkini for the first time in their swimsuit edition

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1818 – Alexander II, Tsar of Russia

1863 – William Randolph Hearst, American newspaper publisher

1899 – Duke Ellington, American bandleader, composer, and pianist

1933 – Willie Nelson, American country singer-songwriter

1951 – Dale Earnhardt, American auto racer

1957 – Daniel Day-Lewis, English actor

1970 – Uma Thurman, American actress

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1864 – Abraham Gesner, Canadian geologist and inventor of kerosene

1980 – Alfred Hitchcock, English film director

2008 – Albert Hofmann, Swiss chemist who first synthesized and ingested LSD

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Mouseover: It’s important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it’s best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Explain XKCD 3082: Chess Position - explain xkcd

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Inspirobot Sometimes Controversial Inspirational Quote of the Day:

In case you missed it, you can go take a look at yesterday’s prismatic Spark! by @steve6343 over here

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Errybody knows I don’t have a soul.

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I have a soul. It’s not mine though…

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Learned to drive in a 1978 Oldsmobile. Loved the “Bondo-Mobile”

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1951 – Dale Earnhardt, American auto racer

Happy Birthday to The Intimidator :smiling_face_with_sunglasses::sign_of_the_horns:t3:

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6 times!!! And I still haven’t caught the bugger.

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We share it, it’s oursoul.

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huh? I wasn’t born back then.
@cerbere GMTA

I haven’t seen one lately, but I bet they are still on the road. Grandparents would buy these and never drive them.

TLDR

Shouldn’t it say Understanding that you are in possession of a soul is what makes you conscious? If someone can tell me how I have a soul, I’d like to hear it.

@jameswalker20 @gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8

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I believe you were created with one.

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*Insert gingers have no souls joke here

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I prefer to keep my collection of souls in a cauldron . . . at least until I can find where I left my Daemon Ritus.

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I know the rules of chess and I know the movement of the pieces, but when people start throwing letters and numbers, talking about openings and stuff, I can’t wrap my head around it.

I just hope for the best lol. My youngest brother got to be pretty good though.

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Willie Nelson doing the music of Duke Ellington

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I think it’s possible that the QotD and Inspirobot got their wires crossed. :wink:

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I need that kind of inspiration.

“Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.”

Savielly Tartakower

My musical selection:

@Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8 @gurugabe1 @HulkSmash

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Oh, look, I just made this neato complex organic chemical nobody has ever seen before.
Whatch ya gonna do with it?
Eat it…

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My Uranus wasn’t around that long ago! LMAO

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2018: The animated TV series The Simpsons aired its 636th episode, surpassing Gunsmoke (1955–75) to become the longest-running scripted prime-time show in the United States.
2015: In what was thought to be the lowest-attended baseball game in MLB history, the Baltimore Orioles defeated the Chicago White Sox, 8–2, in an empty Camden Yards, Baltimore; the game was closed to fans because of rioting in the city following the death of an African American man who was fatally injured while in police custody.
2004: World War II monument opens in Washington, D.C.

1958: Michelle Pfeiffer - American actress

I get it, they rioted because they were angry over the verdict, but why do they always destroy their own neighborhoods?

Fitting song for today. We have been pummeled by rain and hail for two weeks now. And I have blue eyes.

@atruex @georgeSVFC @yellowshirtcc @ich-ni-san @jemjules @hulksmash @panda-marie @chrisdavis8 @jameswalker20 @machomanrandall

My shoes were created with a sole.
Sole fish.
Souuuul Train!
Soul Asylum

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Can I go after it with a sword, a bow and my axe? :slight_smile:

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