Good Day Folks and welcome to the start of another working week. If you have recovered from your St. Patricks Day hangovers, I feel I am safe to proceed with another edition of the Spark! to bring a little light to your Monday.

On This Day – 24th March: The Great Escape

On this day in 1944 a group of allied airmen escaped from Stalag Luft III, Sagan, in what is now Poland. The prisoners had dug three different tunnels, code-named ‘Tom’, ‘Dick’ and ‘Harry’. Tom was discovered fairly quickly by the guards whilst Dick was abandoned as its exit point would rise in an area hallmarked for the expansion of the camp.

The soil in the area was sandy and the spoil from the tunnels was difficult to hide as it was so different to the topsoil. The soil was scattered in numerous locations around the camp, including beneath stalls in the theatre and eventually, in the abandoned workings of ‘Dick’. Harry was eventually completed and 77 prisoners managed to get out of the tunnel before they were spotted by a guard. The prisoners took various routes across Germany to make their escape but in the end, all but three were recaptured. Hitler was apparently furious at the mass escape and ordered all of the escapees to be shot. He was convinced by his generals not to but he still demanded more than half pay the ultimate penalty. Finally, 50 prisoners were executed. The successful escapees were two Norwegians and a Dutchman who flew with the RAF.

The Luftwaffe commandant of the camp was court martialled, demoted and was eventually captured in command of an infantry unit defending Berlin. After the war, the Gestapo officers responsible for the executions were tried and hanged.

The escape became famous due to the now classic movie starring Richard Attenborough, Steve McQueen and a host of other famous actors. It was also not the first movie to depict an escape from that camp. ‘The Wooden Horse’ depicted a 1943 escape attempt where a vaulting horse was used to cover the entrance to a tunnel and to dispose of the spoil from the dig.

Contrary to the famous movie depiction there were no US airmen amongst the Great Escapees as all USAAF personnel were moved out of Stalag Luft III weeks prior to the escape attempt. Certainly no one tried to jump the fence on a poorly disguised Triumph motorcycle!

Read more here.

Also on this day:

1199 – King Richard I, England’s absentee landlord, is mortally wounded by a crossbow bolt
1603 – King James VI of Scotland is proclaimed James I of England upon the death of Elizabeth I
1989 – The Exxon-Valdez runs aground in Alaska, spilling 240,000 barrels of crude oil
1992 – Space Shuttle Atlantis launches on STS-45
1993 – Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 is discovered from the Palomar Observatory in California

Arrivals

1874 – Harry Houdini, Hungarian magician and escapologist
1909 – Clyde Barrow, US armed robber (Bonnie & Clyde)
1911 – Joseph Barbera, US animator and producer, co-founder of Hanna-Barbera
1930 – Steve McQueen, US actor and producer (‘Bullitt’, ‘The Great Escape’)
1950 – Dougie Thompson, British bass player (Supertramp)

Departures

1882 – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, US poet and author
1905 – Jules Verne, French author (‘Around the World in 80 Days’, ‘20000 Leagues Under the Sea’)
1976 – Bernard Montgomery, Viscount Montgomery of Alamein, British soldier
2020 – Albert Uderzo, French artist (Asterix the Gaul)
2023 – Gordon Moore, US engineer, co-founder of Intel Corporation

The Funnies:

Recipe of the day: Healthy Bacon & Lentil Soup

A warming soup from BBC Food that is quick and easy to prepare.

Ingredients

For the vegetable stock

For the main soup

Method

  1. First, make your vegetable stock. Grate the vegetables and place (along with any ends you can’t grate) into a large heatproof bowl. Add the thyme, bay leaves and the stalks from the parsley. Season with a small pinch of salt and pepper. Cover the vegetables with 1 litre/1¾ pints boiling water. Leave to steep for 10 minutes, or until cool. Once cool, strain the stock through a sieve and discard the vegetables.
  2. For the main soup, heat the oil in a large saucepan or casserole over a medium heat. Add the onions and a pinch of salt. Fry gently for two minutes, then add the garlic and chilli and cook over a low heat for five minutes or until the onions are completely soft but not coloured. Add the bacon and fry for 2-3 minutes, or until cooked through.
  3. Add the lentils and tomatoes, breaking up the tomatoes with your spoon. Cook for 2-3 minutes, then add enough of the vegetable stock to cover (you may need all of it). Bring to the boil then reduce to a simmer. Cook for 15-20 minutes, or until the lentils are completely soft. Turn off the heat.
  4. Pour half of the soup into a blender and pulse until smooth. Return to the pan with the remaining soup and heat through, taste and adjust the seasoning if necessary.
  5. Divide the soup between serving bowls, sprinkle with chopped parsley and serve.

Quote of the Day:

“It was dawning on the wizards that they were outside the University, at night and without permission, for the first time in decades. A certain suppressed excitement crackled from man to man. Any watch trained in reading body language would have been prepared to bet that, after the click, someone was going to suggest that they might as well go somewhere and have a few drinks, and then someone else would fancy a meal, and then there was always room for a few more drinks, and then it would be 5 a.m. and the city guards would be respectfully knocking on the University gates and asking if the Archchancellor would care to step down to the cells to identify some alleged wizards who were singing an obscene song in six-part harmony, and perhaps he would also care to bring some money to pay for all the damage. Because inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.” (Moving Pictures)

– Sir Terry Pratchett

Comic of the Day:

Mouseover: “This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size”

Image Credit: https://xkcd.com/3066

Explain XKCD: explain xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

If you missed @Lonny6654’s viral Spark! from Friday, you can find it here:

(Spark! Pro series – 21st March 2025)

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The film of The Great Escape was based on a book by Paul Brickhill, an Australian fighter pilot and journalist. He also wrote the definitive books on Sir Douglas Bader (Reach for the sky) and 617 Squadron (The Dambusters), along with a host of other historical books.

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What for?

And that is where it should have stopped

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Fatless Bacon & Lentil Soup

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When will Inspirobot start making sense?

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Why on earth would anyone want that??

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1874 – Harry Houdini, Hungarian magician and escapologist

I would have loved to have seen one of his shows live. Also, escapologist is a word? Huh… The more you know.

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I always wondered why the ammunition was called a bolt or quarrel. Here is why:

  • The term “quarrel” comes from the Old French “carreau” meaning “square thing” and refers to the typically square heads of the bolts.
  • The term “bolt” comes from the German word “bolzen” which means arrow.

Let us ponder on 20000 Leagues Under the Sea. If a league a six feet that means they were 22.72 miles down. The Challenger Deep, part of the Mariana Trench is only 6.79 miles deep. When I first heard of the book that was what I thought. Then I learned the title refers to how far they traveled under water, not the actual depth.

That makes me smile.

About time they were that powerful!

Riddle me this Mr. Bot.

@Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8 @gurugabe1 @HulkSmash

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I dunno; I think Inspirobot usually makes perfect sense!

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I question this!

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1976: Peyton Manning - American football player
1956: Steve Ballmer - American businessman

1958: Elvis Presley is inducted into the U.S. Army
1972: Francis Ford Coppola’s “The Godfather” opens
1945: With the debut of the Billboard magazine pop album chart, American pianist and singer Nat King Cole’s King Cole Trio became the first record album to appear at No. 1.
1882: Robert Koch announced in Berlin that he had isolated and grown the tubercle bacillus, which he believed to be the cause of all forms of tuberculosis.

Moore Noyce

National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day
National Cocktail Day
Ramadan

@atruex @georgeSVFC @yellowshirtcc @ich-ni-san @jemjules @HulkSmash @panda-marie @chrisdavis8 @jameswalker20 @machomanrandall

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Healthy Bacon & Lentil Soup
You had me at bacon and lost me at lentil. Then you really lost me at 4 rashers smoked back bacon, fat removed, sliced into small pieces. Is it truly bacon at that point?

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Ask ChatGPT
How deep is 20000 leagues under the sea in meters and miles?
ChatGPT said:

The term “league” is an old unit of measurement that varies slightly depending on the region, but it is commonly considered to be around 3 miles (4.8 kilometers).

So:
20,000 leagues is approximately:
60,000 miles (20,000 × 3 miles)
96,000 kilometers (20,000 × 4.8 km)
To convert that to meters:
96,000 kilometers is 96,000,000 meters (since 1 km = 1,000 meters).
Thus, 20,000 leagues under the sea is about:
96,000 kilometers or 96,000,000 meters or 60,000 miles.
This is, of course, purely a fictional and exaggerated depth, famously referenced in Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

What if 20,000 was a length of underwater travel rather than depth?
ChatGPT said:
If 20,000 leagues refers to a length of underwater travel rather than depth, the calculation would be based on horizontal distance rather than vertical depth.
Using the same conversion as before:
1 league = 3 miles (or 4.8 kilometers),
20,000 leagues would then be:
60,000 miles (20,000 × 3 miles),
96,000 kilometers (20,000 × 4.8 km).
So, if 20,000 leagues refers to horizontal travel, it would be:
60,000 miles or 96,000 kilometers.
This would represent a vast distance traveled underwater, like a journey across oceans, similar to the kind of voyages described in Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

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Would help if I actually posted this on the right day…sheesh, it is Monday.

Some Kansas? Of course!
Just a different version of it:

@Panda-Marie @jameswalker20 @HulkSmash @gurugabe1

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They seem to all run together.

I just like the title.

@jameswalker20 @gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8

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There are parts of that recipe I would not follow: the fat is essential!

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While not completely historical, the movie is one of my favourite WW2 movies (alongside The Dirty Dozen & Tora Tora Tora)

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@Steve6343 Thanks to share a great recipe

POV Me: I am in my thinking that I am a good cooker but my parents think I am the worst in the kitchen. But me in the kitchen… :wink:

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