Today in History: 14 May

1607 – English colonists establish the 1st permanent English settlement in America at Jamestown. Unknown to them they have landed amidst the worst drought in 800 years.

1643 – Louis XIV becomes King of France aged 4

1787 – Delegates gather in Philadelphia to draw up the Constitution of the United States

1796 – English country doctor Edward Jenner administers his revolutionary cowpox-based vaccine for smallpox, in Berkeley, Gloucestershire

1804 – Meriwether Lewis and William Clark’s expedition sets out from St. Louis for the Pacific Coast, commissioned by Thomas Jefferson

1853 – Land surveyor, newspaper publisher, and inventor Gail Borden patents his process for condensed milk

1938 – “The Adventures of Robin Hood”, directed by Michael Curtiz and William Keighley, and starring Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland premieres

1949 – US President Harry Truman signs bill establishing a rocket test range at Cape Canaveral

1960 – USSR launch 1st (unmanned) space capsule

1981 – NASA launches space vehicle S-192

2012 – Stanford University scientists develop prototype bionic eye

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1832 – Rudolf Lipschitz, German mathematician

1928 – Frederik H. Kreuger, Dutch scientist and inventor

1944 – George Lucas, American film director, screenwriter, and producer

1967 – Sebastian Thrun, German-American computer scientist

1989 – Rob Gronkowski, American football tight end

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1643 – Louis XIII, King of France

1919 – Henry John Heinz, German-American entrepreneur

1969 – Walter Pitts, American logician

1987 – Rita Hayworth, American actress

1998 – Frank Sinatra, American singer and actor, known as the “Chairman of the Board” and “Ol’ Blue Eyes”

2015 – B.B. King, American blues guitarist and singer

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1868-1935 – Magnus Hirschfeld, German physician and gay rights advocate

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Inspirobot: Well dang, 0 for 2.

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COTD: I flippin’ hate “polite” Wisconsin drivers. They’ll legit stop in the middle of the road just to let some car out of a parking lot. What’s worse? I swear half of them don’t know how to use traffic circles. Almost got smoked by a Subaru this morning because the “right only” lane was apparently optional. /rant

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Q: You know how to tell if a Wisconsin (or North Dakota in my case) driver is a bad driver?
A: They’re in a car
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Freddie Kreuger was Dutch???

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CotD: A similar thing happened with me yesterday, the only difference being it was multiple drivers not looking to their right before entering roundabouts.

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Oregon is equally afflicted by “polite” drivers, as well as people who don’t grok roundabouts. There’s also the problem of Californians who think right of way at a 4 way stop goes to the most expensive car and not 1st come 1st serve.

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2012 – Stanford University scientists develop prototype bionic eye

I don’t know man. Something about stuff like this creeps me out. Especially things like Nueralink. I don’t want someone hacking into these cybernetic attachments and controlling them LOL :sob::sweat_smile: I probably overthinking it but I ain’t gonna risk it! I’ve played enough Cyber Punk 2077 to know better then trust cybernetics!

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In fairness, if one is blind or paralyzed they might think it’s worth the risk.

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Same.

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I would do it If its tested and safe I’m ready to not think anymore.

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I Met Sal Valentinetti years ago. He was hired to sing at a party at a place I worked at. Very nice guy.

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XKCD is spot on about time traveling assassins. “Make it look like an accident”.

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A golden moment in sports:

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When you are curious about how that hidden answer worked…

well that’s pretty cool…

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George Lucas being born 10 days late to have the perfect birthday…

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Well Inspirobot, I leave work every day.


1969: Cate Blanchett - Australian actress

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