Here we are with another confection of trivia to put a Spark! into your Monday. Remember to spice it up if you enjoy it.

Today in History: 25th July 1909 – Louis Bleriot flies across the English Channel

Louis Bleriot was a French engineer, inventor and aviation enthusiast who came up with a successful design for car headlamps. The money he made from his business activities helped fund his flying experiments.

The Daily Mail newspaper put up a prize of £500 for the first person to pilot a heavier than air craft across the channel before the end of 1908. When this prize aroused no interest, the money was doubled to £1,000 for anyone who made the crossing before the end of 1909.

Bleriot had built numerous aircraft designs and the plane which eventually achieved the prize was a Bleriot XI. He took off from near Calais at dawn on 25th July and landed, rather heavily, near Dover Castle just under 37 minutes later. Fortunately, he did not have to deal with the queues for customs at Dover!

Bleriot founded Bleriot Aeronautique and later headed a consortium that bought the SPAD aircraft company which produced several successful fighter aircraft used in WWI.

Read more here.

Also on this day

1554 – Mary I of England marries Phillip II of Spain at Winchester Cathedral

1959 – The SRN1 hovercraft crosses the channel from Calais to Dover in just over 2 hours

1965 – Bob Dylan booed for playing an electric guitar at the Newport Folk Festival

2000 – Air France Concorde flight 4590 crashes art Paris Charles de Gaulle airport

2010 – Wikileaks publishes classified US military documents about the Afghan war

Arrivals

1894 – Gavril Princip, Bosnian Serb revolutionary, assassin of Archduke Franz Ferdinand

1920 – Rosalind Franklin, British scientist and academic, co-discoverer of DNA

1954 – Walter Payton, US NFL football star

1967 – Matt le Blanc, US actor and TV presenter

1978 – Louise Brown, the first IVF baby, born in Oldham, Lancashire

Departures

1834 – Samuel Taylor Coleridge, British poet and philosopher

2003 – John Schlesinger, British film director

2009 – Harry Patch, last surviving British Tommy from the WWI trenches

2020 – Peter Green, British guitarist (Fleetwood Mac)

2020 – Olivia De Havilland, British actor (Gone with the Wind)

The Funnies:

Recipe of the day: Stuffed Chicken Wrapped in Bacon

Another recipe from BBC Food similar to a favourite recipe served up by my wife. Chicken, Bacon, what could go wrong?

Ingredients

· 2 skinless boneless chicken breasts

· 60g/2¼oz garlic and herb soft cheese

· 6 slices smoked streaky bacon

· 1 tbsp finely chopped flatleaf parsley

· 1 tbsp fresh breadcrumbs

· ½ tbsp finely grated Parmesan

· 1 tbsp olive oil

· 10 cherry tomatoes

· salt and freshly ground black pepper

Method

  1. Preheat the oven to 190C/170C Fan/Gas 5.

  2. Turn the chicken breasts over so that the smooth side is on the chopping board. Using a small sharp knife, cut a pocket the length of the breast, under the small false fillet – be careful not to cut all the way through the chicken breast.

  3. Open up the pocket and neatly spread the cream cheese into the pocket. Fold the chicken back over to seal the cheese inside.

  4. Take three slices of bacon from the packet, leaving them overlapped, place them on the board and massage the bacon so that it doubles in length. Repeat with another three slices. Place each chicken breast on top of three slices of bacon, at an angle, and roll up tightly so that the bacon seals the chicken breast packet closed. Put the chicken breasts on a baking tray, drizzle with olive oil and bake in the oven for 10 minutes.

  5. In a small bowl, mix together the parsley, breadcrumbs, Parmesan and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

  6. Take the baking tray out of the oven and scatter the breadcrumb mixture over the top. Arrange the cherry tomatoes around the chicken. Return to the oven for another 10 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through and the tomatoes are softened.

  7. Allow the chicken breast to rest for 10 minutes before serving. Slice each chicken breast in half and serve with the roasted tomatoes.

Quote of the Day:

*“*I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn’t theirs”.

– Sir Terry Pratchett

Comic of the Day:

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Mouseover: ‘I got banned from the county fair for handing out Helium-2 balloons. Apparently the instant massive plasma explosions violated some local ordinance or something.

Image Credit: https://xkcd.com/2649/

Explain XKCD: explain xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

In case you missed it, read @therepairatrooper’s shockingly sheepish Spark! from Friday here:

( Spark! Pro Series - July 22, 2022 )

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A very yummy sounding RotD - I’m salivating!

While what Inspirobot is saying makes sense, it doesn’t quite fit with the picture.

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I make something very similar to the recipe in my air fryer. I like stuffing the chicken with Boursin cheese and I’ll sometimes add some brown sugar and curry on top of the bacon to “candy” it halfway through the cooking process.

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Maybe that’s the joke?

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Comic is really funny!

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Which is why it is inspiring… ?

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“Mind-bending” and “inspiring” are 2 different things. :dizzy_face: :upside_down_face:

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Many years ago my family took a trip through Europe. After a few days in England, we took a large car-carrying hovercraft from Dover to Calais. Because of the size of the hovercraft, it as not obvious how high the waves were. I just enjoyed jumping and nearly touching the ceiling. That and watching people turn green.
2009 – Harry Patch, last surviving British Tommy from the WWI trenches - then goes to the gentle job of plumbing…
QodT: I quote the aforementioned Harry Patch, “if any man tells you he went over the top and he wasn’t scared, he’s a damn liar”.
CotD: A physicist who was also a song parodier once wrote, “Sine your Name Across My Heart”
Inspirobot: Ok, we have a ghost in front of a blackboard that appears to have wriiting about Cyula and Cyulane. Well, I do not love ‘The Comedian’ fom The Watchmen.

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Inspirobot said:
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I don’t know about you, but I enjoy the reactions I get when I jump up and down in an elevator.

@jameswalker20

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While people are far too ready to sling the term “miracle” around whenever anything good happens, Pratchett fails in the other direction with this quote.

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I would love a comedian even more if they did a routine on cost saving physics.

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I once took a ferry from Calais to Dover.

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Recipe of the day: Stuffed Chicken Wrapped in Bacon

Checks watch to see if it’s dinner time yet

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If Inspirobot’s image is anything to go by, ghosts don’t like comedians.

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1954 – Walter Payton, US NFL football star

Happy Birthday Sweetness! Gone to soon :pray:t3:

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What people fail to realize is in the image for Inspirobot she is watching the dead comedian in the tomb performing one of his new routines. Even ghosts enjoy a good comedy show.

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Even though I’ve already had my lunch, my hunger has now intensified.
Inspirobot: The question makes sense, because who honestly doesn’t like comedy? The image presented shows that there’s comedy in the afterlife, and spirits enjoy it as much as they did when they were alive.

@stevemorton9584

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2009 – Harry Patch, last surviving British Tommy from the WWI trenches

Must resist the temptation of gutter mind!

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Inspirobot - every single member of the younger generations with no skin, that’s who.

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