Hey guys!

A more lightweight topic this time! :slight_smile:
We are planning to organise a 1-day all-out-prank-war at the office.
To prepare myself, I am looking for the best IT jokes around!

Provide me with the best ones that you got and win a special prize!! :smiley:

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Put a notice over the printer that states that you’ve upgraded it to voice recognition, simply speak your name to get your prints :slight_smile:

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There are the standby’s.

Screen cap the main screen, remove all icons and place screen cap as back ground (for added fun find the application that makes the start button jump as soon as you try and click it)

tape on the optical mouse

Default their keyboards to another language type (Canadian multilingual is fun because it’s mostly the geek keys that get messed up)

change the notice bell in windows to a fog horn.

now a little more fun, tape an air freshner can to the bottom of an office chair, using a straw to extend the activator nozel so that sitting on the chair activates the spray (works with fog horns, silly string, or anything else compressed in a can that sprays out) when the hydrolics compress

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Popular subject over the years.

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load the copier with black paper

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This stuff is NASTY!

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Tex-Ass-BARFume-Assortment/dp/B00UVP34AM/ref=sr_1_4?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1470842783&sr=1-4&keywords=liquid+ass

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have a look at these: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ihvg/

I love the beeping one!

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open magnify, invert color, move magnify control box just below task bar, flip screen with ctrl+shift+direction

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Rotate user’s desktop displays 180 degrees.

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  • Move everyone’s desks outside
  • Slash everyone’s tires
  • Set fire to the building
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I think you have the words prank and vandalize confused!

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On the stated day, do nothing. people will keep asking what is your prank, just smile and say it’s coming. It will drive them crazy.

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www.fediafedia.com fake html update screens are my favorite.

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Either that, or he’s simply representing NJ.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn I suppose.

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Not IT related but my favorite prank of all time (and I used to do this to people in high school because I was a terrible person) is covering a surface, like a driveway, or common area, whatever, with tons of rubber bands. You can’t sweep them up because they’ll all bounce around, so you have to take the time to pick them all up!

Have fun, don’t burn down any buildings lol

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Fine, no arson. How about…

http://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/reptile/reptile-food/live-crickets/vita-bugs-adult-crickets-1000-count

Not a bad deal. And they deliver!

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That is an awesome/horrible idea. I LOVE the idea but am totally grossed out buy crickets

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Dang, 0 for 2!

Okay, how about you find yourself a cute clown costume, then go down to the electrical closet and cut the power. When your friends go down there, they find…

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I liked the crickets idea, I just could never do it!

Clown idea is good too. Especially if you are trying to give someone a heart attack or get punched in the face.

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