Finally! Been waiting for this!

aldrin · 2017-09-15T16:58:14.000Z

I just received an email from irnyaflower645@gmail.com

"Hey! it’s.
i’m 28 years old, i live in Ukraine. I’m a business person and I look for a lovely heart. We could meet these days.
Please tell me where you from?"

Who says true love is dead?

shonolson · 2017-09-15T17:09:55.000Z

Respond with your Equifax login credentials.

joelf · 2017-09-15T17:11:30.000Z

That is awesome, I just keep getting mail from a family member telling me I should dress better.

steve · 2017-09-15T17:12:48.000Z

Is this post literally just a copy and paste of a spam message?

Mike400 · 2017-09-15T17:14:27.000Z

Instant Joel:

That is awesome, I just keep getting mail from a family member telling me I should dress better.

Would that be your wife or your mother?

Mike400 · 2017-09-15T17:14:56.000Z

Steve.:

Is this post literally just a copy and paste of a spam message?

Looks like it. It’s Friday afternoon. What did you expect?

aldrin · 2017-09-15T17:15:14.000Z

Steve.:

Is this post literally just a copy and paste of a spam message?

Yes.

Juwels · 2017-09-15T17:19:14.000Z

It should be ok, she’s a business person. She’s looking for a lovely heart though, do you have one lying around? Does she want photographic proof?

zuphzuph · 2017-09-15T17:37:54.000Z

This is what I use for recruiter emails on linkedin: http://www.mailbait.info/

jim4232 · 2017-09-15T17:38:55.000Z

Find the phone number to one of those great MS support callers an send that! See if you can play matchmaker between the Ukraine and India!

jason7147 · 2017-09-15T17:50:30.000Z

I’m dead inside. I guess that’s why I don’t get those.

pass-the-tylenol · 2017-09-15T18:01:43.000Z

Just tell them, “Sorry, I don’t have a heart.”

aldrin · 2017-09-15T18:02:55.000Z

Jim4232:

Find the phone number to one of those great MS support callers an send that! See if you can play matchmaker between the Ukraine and India!

I’m on it.

joelf · 2017-09-15T18:41:52.000Z

Mike400:

Instant Joel:

That is awesome, I just keep getting mail from a family member telling me I should dress better.

Would that be your wife or your mother?

No, the email specifically says close family member.

joelong · 2017-09-15T20:26:28.000Z

This looks oddly familiar, someone posted maybe a year ago, about almost this exact same thing. There are no bounds to the hilarity of spam these days.

Repairatrooper · 2017-09-15T22:45:59.000Z

“Spam, fall in love all over again”

aceofspades · 2017-09-16T05:31:05.000Z

Oh, you lucky guy!

ian49428252 · 2017-09-18T06:27:58.000Z

This again!? Go on, bait “her”! If you need inspiration go to Welcome to the 419 Eater

Keep us informed!

neal-exclaimer · 2017-09-18T06:55:30.000Z

Such a beautifully written email. It’s like poetry. Being in business but with a lovely heart…I mean how could you NOT answer this email!!!

nathanwilliams9 · 2017-09-18T07:23:00.000Z

Steve.:

Is this post literally just a copy and paste of a spam message?

At least they have written something. Much better than a title and a link, which seems to be the cheap way to get spiced up posts these days.