Today in History: Shortest British Reign Starts

Lady Jane Grey begins her nine-day reign as Queen of England, the shortest stint for a British monarch in history. Her Catholic cousin Mary deposed her, tried her for treason and, after initially letting her live, had her beheaded.

Also on this day:
1832 Andrew Jackson vetoes re-charter of the Second Bank of the U.S.
1850 Millard Fillmore sworn in as 13th U.S. president
1889 “Buckskin” Frank Leslie murders his lover
1893 Pioneering Black doctor performs successful open-heart surgery
1940 The Battle of Britain begins
1943 Allies land on Sicily
1962 U.S. patent issued for three-point seatbelt
1985 Two bombs sink the Rainbow Warrior, Greenpeace’s flagship vessel
1992 The Exxon Valdez captain’s conviction is overturned
2018 Last of Thai soccer team rescued from cave

The Funnies:

Quote of the Day:

What we don’t talk about enough is Ohio’s unique and remarkable quality of life. We are a state of cities, small towns and growing suburbs where life is affordable and destinations within reach. There is no better place to raise a family.

  • Bob Taft

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Comic of the Day:

Mouseover: “We’re building on our earlier success getting web developers to pay to change the backslashes in our displayed payment URL to forward slashes.”
Credit: xkcd

Inspirobot Always Controversial, Occasionally Inspirational Quote of the Day:

Read @DailyLlama’s Spark! from yesterday here: https://community.spiceworks.com/t/spark-pro-series-9th-july-2025

Don’t forget to leave some spice right here ↓

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Wow, thanks for that! How inspiring!

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Didn’t grow up in Ohio, but I did grow up in a VERY small town and can agree, the best place to raise a family is where there are fewer families being raised.

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But those small towns, like where I am now, have those gossip queens who can blackball you with rumors that they start. Then you can’t do anything in town without people looking at you or fearing you.

1962: Telstar 1 launched
2019: German automaker Volkswagen ended production of the Beetle, the first model of which had been introduced in 1938.
1965: British rock band the Rolling Stones topped U.S. charts for the first time with the single (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.
1943: Guitarist/singer Jerry Miller (Moby Grape) is born in Tacoma, WA.
1949: Vocalist Ronnie James Dio (Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio) is born in Cortland, NY.
1950: Greg Kihn, frontman for The Greg Kihn Band, has a birthday.
1969: Guitarist Eric Clapton states that Cream will disband following their current tour.
1969: Late Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones was buried in Cheltenham. He’d been fired from the group (by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards) only weeks earlier and died under mysterious circumstances. All the Stones, except Jagger, attend the memorial service.
1979: Chuck Berry is sentenced to four months in prison. The IRS says Berry owes $200,000.
1989: The Monkees receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s in front of the Vogue Theatre.
1999: Limp Bizkit started a three-week run at #1 on the Billboard 200 with “Significant Other,” their first U.S. chart topper.
2006: Pearl Jam announces the launch of their ’06 Carbon Portfolio Strategy, which earmarks $100,000 in donations from the band to nine environmental-related organizations to help offset carbon emissions produced through touring and other activities. “We (are investing) in the future health of our planet and its delicate ecosphere,” says guitarist Stone Gossard.
2010: Never say never. Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters and David Gilmour appear on stage just two months after Waters said the two would never perform together again. The Oxfordshire, U.K., concert raises $525,000 for the Hoping Foundation, which generates funds for young Palestinian refugees.
2012: Slash (Guns N’ Roses) gets the 2,473rd star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “Slash is widely considered one of the greatest Rock guitarists of all time,” says Ana Martinez, producer of the Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.
2017: Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody says he will be returning to the group following his treatment for his “addiction issues.” Moody dropped off the band’s European tour following an onstage meltdown. Tommy Vext filled in.
2018: Florence Welch (Florence And The Machine) publishes her first book. “Useless Magic” features Welch’s lyrics, poetry, and artwork.
2023: Ozzy Osbourne cancels his Power Trip festival appearance, citing health issues. “My body is telling me that I’m just not ready yet,” explains Ozzy. He doesn’t want his first show in nearly five years to be “half-assed.” Judas Priest is named Ozzy’s replacement.
2024: The Killers are awarded two Guinness World Records titles for “Mr. Brightside.” The song spends 416 non-consecutive weeks on the chart. It also earns the record for the longest stay in the U.K. singles chart by a group, also at 416 weeks. Ironically, the U.K.’s biggest single never reached #1.
2024: Former Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist Josh Klinghoffer is sued for wrongful death after striking and killing 47-year-old Israel Sanchez with his GMC SUV while the victim was walking in a crosswalk on his way to get groceries. The suit, filed in California by the victim’s daughter, alleges that Klinghoffer was distracted by his phone.

1972: Sofía Vergara - Colombian American actress
July 10, 1839 - October 10, 1913: Adolphus Busch - American brewer

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They’re not judging or fearing you, they fear they’ll be you next, if they don’t placate the gossip queens…

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That happens in big towns, too. What does it matter if strangers haven’t heard the gossip yet? The people you interact with are doing the damage.

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So they squashed the Beetle. :frowning:

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Inspirobot is so accurate today that people are afraid to comment.

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Having lived in Michigan we despised Ohio…

How about overdrinking?

Not bug? As in Punch Bug.

Pretty decent thing to do.

Just a few…this heat has me thinking about an ice-cold beer.

@jameswalker20 @gurugabe1 @Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8

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Ohio is the one with all the abandoned shopping malls, right?

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The vast majority of shopping malls are abandoned, the whole idea was unsustainable to begin with…the utilities alone are astronomical!!

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I always tell people, Summer is better than Winter. When it’s cold outside, you can’t put on enough layers to keep completely warm. When it’s hot, take off your clothes and jump in a pool with an ice cold beverage. It’s still hot, but you feel great.

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True, but having grown up as a kid in one a few (quite a few) decades ago, that alertness on the part of neighbors does tend to keep a kid in line…

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My heart wants to disagree. In NJ, shopping malls were practically essential while I was growing up. If you lived within walking distance of an indoor mall, you always had something to occupy your time. And the Senior Creepers would have a climate controlled place to walk.

And joint A/C is much more energy efficient than heating/cooling a bunch of stand-alone leaky boxes in a shopping pavilion.

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Did you have a somewhat dry climate? On a hot, humid day, you can only take off so much before you get arrested.

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2012: Slash (Guns N’ Roses) gets the 2,473rd star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

More like the Phonebook of Fame. Not commenting on the worthiness of any inductee - merely surprised by the number of stars - and that was 13 years ago, so probably many more now.

EDIT: Did a quick check. OK, Copilot did a quick check:

As of July 2025, there are 2,816 stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

More EDIT: The Walk of Fame began on February 8, 1960. This works out to one star being placed every 8.48 days.

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Do they know where they will set the very last star?

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I agree with @ode2joy that was inspiring to see Michael J. Fox jamming.

Extortion? Bring forth the Grammar Hammer!

“It’s better to be feared than loved if you cannot be both.”
Niccolo Machiavelli
The Prince

Guess that is a matter of opinion as people say David Gilmour’s guitar solo in Comfortably Numb is one of the top two, if not the first.

I live this one every day, my wife has Lupus.

Punch Bug and Slug Bus!

@Panda-Marie @chrisdavis8 @gurugabe1 @HulkSmash @shreddie

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Can’t forget, today is also Nikola Tesla’s birthday!

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Truth! Hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but an angry neighbor in a small town is a pretty close second when they tell your mom!! They’re all on a first-name basis and hang out regularly, you never know if that neighbor is coming to tell tales or have a beer! Often, it was both!!

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