Today in History:

1830: The “Tom Thumb” steam locomotive runs its famous race with a horse-drawn car. The horse wins because the engine, which had been ahead, breaks down. This makes me chuckle, I’m a train buff, and what a great little nugget!
1916: The National Park Service is established as part of the Department of the Interior. On a personal level, my late Uncle served in many high profile roles in the Department of the Interior during the 80’s and 90’s. “William L. Kendig, deputy assistant secretary for policy, budget and administration. Responsible for a $2 billion procurement budget involving 1,400 persons, he was recognized for the contract monitoring and coordinating system he set up over the past five years, according to his superior, Assistant Secretary Larry Meierotto. Kendig preferred Interior to his former administrative work at Procter & Gamble, Price Waterhouse, and the University of Maryland.”

The Funnies:

On the Menu- Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich

Hi guys, me again. Little late today, but better Nate than lever! I’m going to open this up to the floor- what kind of bread do you guys and gals use, creamy or crunchy peanut butter, and what flavor of jelly or jam? Any other accessories? (I usually put a banana on there too). DISCUSS!

Quote of the day:

“In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.”

-Johann von Neumann

Comic of the day:

Mouseover: “When my great grandfather designed the Titanic and it hit an iceberg and sank, he didn’t sit around moping. He took those lessons to his next job designing airships, and he made the Hindenburg completely iceberg-proof!”

Image Credit: XKCD

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Dilbert

Inspirobot Sometimes Controversial Inspirational Quote of the Day:

**Yesterday’s Spark! was on Friday, prepared by the ever-talented @vikingmichael ​, and can be found here! **

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Guess what’s back, back again.
Spark! is back, tell a friend.

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Ugh, the best PBJ for me would be one without any peanut butter in it at all… just give me a nice strawberry or blackcurrant jam sandwich, and get those nasty peanuts away from me!

Any bread is good - sourdough, cheap sliced white, French baguette. Just no peanut butter!!!

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Unfortunately, Socializing usually does not lead to death. Its way worse. You survive the fall only to stare at it as you are paralyzed.

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A soft wheat bread goes good with the peanut butter.

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Creamy or Crunchy Peanut butter doesn’t matter. Bread has to be sweet hawaiian bread. Then Grape Jelly.

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I find that the best PB&J is a classic one - plain white bread with plenty of creamy peanut butter and grape jelly. It’s such a satisfying sandwich!

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Please tell me that “better Nate than lever” is referencing the terrible joke I hope it is.

On the Menu- Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich

Hi guys, me again. Little late today, but better Nate than lever! I’m going to open this up to the floor- what kind of bread do you guys and gals use, creamy or crunchy peanut butter, and what flavor of jelly or jam? Any other accessories? (I usually put a banana on there too). DISCUSS!

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Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich

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Honey Wheat is good. Toasted Honey Wheat is really good. Eggo Fluffy waffles are even better.

I had a PBJ for lunch today… and yesterday. My spouse has a hard time believing me, but I do not get tired of PBJs.

XKCD today reminded me of an Inpsirobert.

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Absolutely NO PEANUT BUTTER. Never tried the stuff, but, as a young lad in Lancashire in the very early 70’s, first week in primary school, talking with a friend who had peanut butter sandwiches. My parents never bought the stuff so I hadn’t seen it before. I asked said friend what it was and he explained the it’s made by Mexicans who chew the peanuts up and spit them out into jars, and that there were different degrees of crunchy bits depending on how well they were chewed or how many teeth the person chewing the nuts had.

I know it to be completely false, but, to this day I cannot face the thought of eating peanut butter, my wife and son love it and regularly poke fun at me for not even trying it.

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I LOVE today’s Spark! All of it! I use crunchy Peter Pan, apple jelly, and butter both slices of bread. Sometimes it is OK to put Ruffles potato chips on it. And having it with a Coca-Cola is best as well.

Jif (smooth or crunchy, dealer’s choice) with concord grape JAM & ranch Doritos (slightly crushed). Whatever bread from white to wheat, just don’t get crazy with the “healthy” bread…none of those “multi-grain with real tree bark” type breads.

Crunchy PB and grape jelly is the only proper way to have a PB & J. It doesn’t matter what kind of bread really, white or wheat, but please don’t put it on sourdough! Sourdough is for toasting with butter and garlic salt. I will FIGHT you if you say otherwise! :slight_smile: And the proper way to make a PBJ is to spread PB on one side, jelly on the other and then smash them together. Eat it with some potato chips shoved inside.

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Used to experiment with different additives than jelly to my peanut butter sandwich. Tried pickles, preferred sweet gherkin slices over dill slices. Banana slices were good. Almost any jelly or jam. What I ended up eating the most of was crunch peanut butter with honey on wheat bread. Still my preference.

So no Reese’s Pieces or Peanut Butter Cups? No peanut butter M&Ms? No peanut butter bacon cheeseburgers? Dude, you’re missing out.

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None of those - EVER

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Inspirobot: That actually makes sense. Some people just make you wish you never said anything to them.

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Love the XKD mouseover!

Never tried a PBJ sandwich but I’m now really intrigued by the addition of savory ingredients into what I assumed was a sweet dish.

There used to be a similar (although Broadgauge) steam engine on display on Newton Abbot railway station when I was a kid, it’s now been refurbished and moved to a local preserved railway, sadly as a static display, I guess the fact that braking was achieved by reversing the engine means Elf N Safety wouldn’t allow it to be run. BGS - Loco 'Tiny'

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No Peanut Butter??!! My fellow brit has astounded me.

I was brought up on Peanut Butter and Marmalade sandwiches (Orange Jelly for you colonial types). It MUST be crunchy. Any bread will do, I’ve even spread peanut butter on a toasted buttery (Scottish delicacy - look it up). My arteries are hardening at the mere thought. :slight_smile: