No mention of the poly-phasic sleepers.
Weekdays Bedside lamp and alarm at 6:29 am. Alarm at 6:59 am, move that tail. Fix semi-daily meals for pets (lizards), out the door at 7:30 with a tall tea, coffee, or a soda. Work by 7:45 or 8 am (yay traffic, yay combines and tractors! On my!)
8 am breakfast at work, hot pocket or pot pie and a cup of noodle soup (soup clears the sinuses). Start dragging around 10 am, soda.
11 am, shop goes to lunch this is when they first see their computers and something is always wrong, 11:30/12 pm Office goes to lunch – all the “Can you fix this while I’m at lunch” calls.
Lunch for myself is expected around 12 pm, but let’s get real it doesn’t happen until 1 pm or almost 2 pm. If 2 pm or later, I usually end up staying late at work.
4:30 pm half the office that arrived at 6 am leaves. Try leaving at 5 pm, nope, 5:15, nope… 5:30 pm if lucky. 2/5 chance it’s after 7 pm before leaving.
After work errands if not sleepy. Home by 7 pm.
1 out of 20 chance eat dinner immediately upon arriving home, sandwich or soup or leftovers. crash on couch before 7 pm. Awake by 10 pm
4 out of 10 chance CRASH on couch. Higher chances on Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. Wake at 8 or 9 pm eat sandwich or something nuked. Bed by 12 am
1 in 10 chance of sleeping 58 minutes until Amber alert goes off on 2 phones. Scream “I don’t care! It’s dark and I’m not going outside!” Try to nap again. 2 hours later weather radio does the amber alert too. Screw it, I’m awake. Gobble dinner, play video games, target bed time at 12 am, really go to sleep at 1 or 2 am.
Friday night, bed at 9 pm cuz I’m dog tired. Sleep until 11 pm, up till 2 am. Sleep until alarm 10 am. Nap at 1 pm or 3 pm, or 4 pm, wake by 7 pm
Saturday night kept up by friends, bed at 2 am, 3 am, maybe 4 am… Sleep until alarm 10 am… nod off, alarm at 11 am… Nap at 1 pm or 3 pm or 4 pm, wake by 7 pm
Sunday night can’t sleep, lie in bed at 12 am, sleep at 2 am, wake at 3, and 5 am… Alarm at 6:29 am. Did I really even sleep?
I call it the dragon sleep schedule… I’m always dragging tail Monday morning.