Which Super Power Would You Choose?

liz-cdw · 2015-05-07T15:55:16.000Z

Turns out there are some gadgets out there that can make you feel like you have super powers (aside from your Iphone). If you could have any super power, which one would you choose?

jimmy-t · 2015-05-07T15:58:47.000Z

Flying above all. I’d love to get around by flying.

Neally · 2015-05-07T15:59:31.000Z

Time stopping / Teleportation

mrbadguy · 2015-05-07T16:00:19.000Z

Wolverine’s regeneration. I’ve already heard all of the negatives of it like getting trapped somewhere, seeing everyone you know die, and floating through space when the world ends. Don’t care, it’s still the one I want.

will224 · 2015-05-07T16:01:30.000Z

Invisibility. Some days it would just be nice to disappear and actually get some work done! (or a nap. naps are good)

justinthompson2 · 2015-05-07T16:01:51.000Z

that human-destroying mech is just over 1 million usd. That’s extremely cheap for something like that, but probably doesn’t come with any weaponry.

chuckdruery · 2015-05-07T16:04:00.000Z

Mind control… Have to stop those users from clicking malicious links somehow

mkarmil · 2015-05-07T16:05:08.000Z

Rambling Biped:

Invisibility. Some days it would just be nice to disappear and actually get some work done! (or a nap. naps are good)

Invisibility for sure.

brittany-for-idera · 2015-05-07T16:07:58.000Z

I used to think that it’d be invisibility, but I think it would probably be something like super speed now. Either that or the ability to avoid eating donuts when the opportunity presents itself.

rebootssolveproblems · 2015-05-07T16:12:51.000Z

Telepathy, Telekinesis. Like Professor X, but without the wheels.

servermonkey8064 · 2015-05-07T16:13:21.000Z

X-Ray vision. You all know why.

will224 · 2015-05-07T16:13:25.000Z

Brittany for Idera:

I used to think that it’d be invisibility, but I think it would probably be something like super speed now. Either that or the ability to avoid eating donuts when the opportunity presents itself.

And holy <content removed by moderator> does that opportunity present itself too often around here…

will224 · 2015-05-07T16:15:09.000Z

hutchingsp:

X-Ray vision. You all know why.

So you can diagnose component failures inside of server enclosures and networking equipment without actually removing them from the rack?

michaelsc · 2015-05-07T16:17:39.000Z

Teleportion/Super Speed or the ability to travel through space (like hyperspace, wormholes, etc). To be able to go anywhere. Stop by Tokyo on the way home from working in London for some Ramen. That would be fun.

justinthompson2 · 2015-05-07T16:17:54.000Z

Rambling Biped:

Brittany for Idera:

I used to think that it’d be invisibility, but I think it would probably be something like super speed now. Either that or the ability to avoid eating donuts when the opportunity presents itself.

And holy <content removed by moderator> does that opportunity present itself too often around here…

please tell me this is real.

dsentelle · 2015-05-07T16:21:10.000Z

I would probably take the invisible shield power from Sue Reed.

will224 · 2015-05-07T16:22:49.000Z

Kotlx:

Rambling Biped:

Brittany for Idera:

I used to think that it’d be invisibility, but I think it would probably be something like super speed now. Either that or the ability to avoid eating donuts when the opportunity presents itself.

And holy <content removed by moderator> does that opportunity present itself too often around here…

please tell me this is real.

Donuts, cupcakes, cake, cookies, etc… I swear we have a new pan of baked goods sitting on the counter in the break room every other day.

brycekatz · 2015-05-07T16:25:25.000Z

hutchingsp:

X-Ray vision. You all know why.

So you can spot degenerative bone disease? Because it’s not just her sweater you’d be seeing through. #justsayin

brycekatz · 2015-05-07T16:26:35.000Z

Teleportation.

I shudder to think of how much time I waste getting from Point A to Point B. (And often to Point C, which is the pub conveniently located between Points A and B.)

matthew7638 · 2015-05-07T16:28:42.000Z

Either invisibility or telekinesis. I like the thought of being able to flick someone’s ear (or shove them into a wall) without them knowing it was me. Whether I’m right there and they can’t see me or I’m across the room and giving them a ‘tap’ with my mind, the prank monkey in me would find it hilarious.