itguytk
(ITGUYTK)
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Just got the the call from Microsoft to help me fix my PC, sounds like I have some big issues.
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Record now! and share if you can! lol
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You should probably do anything and everything he says.
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I haven’t had a call from Microsoft in over 6 months .

Guess i have to file a complaint for that.
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Hope it goes well and they can fix all the errors that your workstation is having.
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Is it John or Mike, or Ashley calling. Tell them they haven’t fixed my issue yet… 
Like Chris said record the call and share…
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Please do everything they said, download all the things that they required :D!
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itguytk
(ITGUYTK)
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Well that did not last long, my boss called and I had to handle an issue. I only got to waste about 10 minutes of his time.
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Make sure you give them your social security number, DOB, mother’s maiden name, and add them as an authorized user on all cards and bank accounts.
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nyhm
(Nyhmesis)
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Make sure you follow each and every step.
jim4232
(Jim4232)
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Send the number over to -Aldrin- over on Finally! Been waiting for this! ! See if we can play matchmaker!
@aldrin
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BWAHAHAHA!!! Those are so much fun! A customer of mine got one while I was there, and I had them watch what happens, and then I talked them through it all. Finally go them to purchase a real firewall shortly after! LOL!!!
dbeato
(dbeato)
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Did you ask them to enter all their personal information on a web form required for any support calls?
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drgnslyr
(drgnslyr)
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Lucky! The only call I’ve gotten like that was while I was driving, could only bluff my way through so much. I did enjoy making them repeat their steps multiple times to open the task manager and event viewer to see all the ‘viruses and malware’ I had.
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itguytk
(ITGUYTK)
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Yah they said the red ones were viruses and the yellow ones were malware
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dougward
(SwedishChef)
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Had one on the weekend. Asked him if his parents were proud of him being a thief. Kept insisting that he was legit and that I had issues with my computer. I kept telling him I knew it was a scam. Then he asked if I was an “astrologer” since I could apparently “know” things. So I told him yes. Next thing I know we’re having an argument as to who was the bigger scam artist - “MS Techs” or “Astrologers”! Since he hung up on me, I think I won. 
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laplata
(James2153)
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It’s amazing that they can see a problem before I know that it exists and call me ahead of failure to prevent it. It’s also cool they take credit cards 
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jim4232
(Jim4232)
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What amazes me is that they can see my Windows machine has problems when I only run Linux in my house!
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biscuitking
(BiscuitKing)
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Make sure you ask them to fix your CCleaner too!
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